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#37830
If in every man there is a pig that sleeps, mine must suffer from insomnia.

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#37831
Love is like a flea market. It is in the shed that we often make the best deals.

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#37832
When I was young, I wanted to be a minister or a clown. I chose the second option because I'm a serious boy.

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#37833
Laughter is a universal vaccine.

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#37834
Before you fuck out the window, you have to think about opening it.

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#37835
There will always be millions of cowards to respect a single bastard.

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#37836
The small vegetable garden that I have in my heart consoles me with the great culture that I do not have in my head.

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#37837
It's cheaper to share when you don't have anything.

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#37838
It is even more difficult to find a needle in a haystack when it has fallen somewhere else.

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#37839
If all policyholders were never sick and had the good taste to die before retirement age, Social Security would be healthy.

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#37840
Friendship has become the only effective condom against the dangers of love.

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#37841
If someone's conversation bothers you, eat a rusk: you won't hear anything.

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#37842
I compensate for my distress to exist with an immense joie de vivre.

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#37843
Out of politeness, I never gave up my seat to an elderly person. It's a way of making her understand that she's still young.

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#37844
Apart from the monkeys, all animals refuse to have sex face-to-face... They must feel that the buttocks are wrinkled less quickly than the face.

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#37845
If money doesn't buy love, it makes negotiations much easier.

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#37846
If the way to give is more important than the gift, from now on I will offer only empty boxes with generosity.

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#37847
The imagination puts long dresses to our short ideas.

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#37848
Never answer to someone who doesn't speak to you.

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#37849
The fight is the bully's conversation.

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#37850
Remaining a good man in a rotten society is bordered on heroism.

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#37851
The lighter the woman, the heavier her expenses.

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#37852
Some gifts are so awful that they only please those who do not receive them.

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#37853
I'm smart enough not to know I'm a fool.

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#37854
For a woman to give herself, you should never ask her.

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#37855
If the state created a beauty tax, I'd be exempt.

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#37856
Self-esteem is the only one that avoids catching diseases.

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#37857
Lazy people have at least one quality: they have the courage to do nothing.

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#37858
Freedom allows you to do anything that is not forbidden.

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#37859
Beauty is not always apparent, I know something about it.

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#37860
Death is a panacea that cures all diseases.

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#37861
Man is a more or less intelligent fool.

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#37862
Man is the only animal to believe that he is not stupid.

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