Scott Adams's quotes (sethmessenger.fr - Some short news to get away from it all).

#716
In a few years, aircraft will be flown by a commander and a dog. The work of the dog will be monitor the buttons so that the driver doesn't touch anything.

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#717
Creativity allows each to make mistakes. The art is to know which to keep.

Scott Adams
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#718
The first job of a manager is not to bring the motivation but to remove obstacles.

Scott Adams
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#719
It's more effective to scare the work than the pure incompetence.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#720
The most ineffective workers are systematically transferred to positions where they can least hurt: coaching.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#721
Patterns are like a cat in a litter. Instinctively they stir everything to hide what they have done.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#722
Being a leader is something quite intangible and impossible to define.

Scott Adams
(Le principe de Dilbert)

#723
The Chief is the one who can take the last drop of coffee without having to repeat.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#724
The best support that management can bring to a project, it is not even suspected its existence until he knows the success.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#725
Too smart to be, we spend a good part of the day to be silly.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#726
Teamwork, it's the perfect opposite of good time management.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#727
The clothes are the last priority of an engineer, as long they are suitable at room temperature and do not cross the threshold of decency.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#728
Nothing better defines the human being as available to do ridiculous things to get totally improbable results.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#729
Nobody likes to work. If people like it, they would work for nothing.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#730
No problem is insurmountable for a well motivated commercial.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#731
All the men are trained from birth to accept women's verbal attacks and recover quickly.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#732
Success is relative. You can improve your relative success by denigrating the skills and the results of your entourage.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#733
There is a limit to the happiness can be learned from his work. We're even even happier to spend less time at work.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#734
All companies need a strategy to let their employees know what they do not.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#735
Understand the customer to forward all meet between marketers and discuss what they would do if we were stupid enough to be a customer.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#736
The company may not do much to stimulate happiness and creativity, but it can do much to kill them.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#737
The most important quality in a leader, it's his ability to take credit for things happening all by themselves.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#738
Intelligence has much less practical applications than you think.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#739
It is impossible to manage her time well if you can't tell his colleagues what we have on the heart.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#740
The best way to avoid risk is to say that any activity is technically impossible for reasons far too complicated to explain.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#741
No engineer looks at a remote control without wondering how do to turn it into a stun gun.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#742
The boss is the biggest obstacle to idleness at the office.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#743
Create a market to invent a problem, then find his solution.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

#744
You're smart, you spend most of your time to be a fool.

Scott Adams
(Source inconnue)

#745
Work is something basically unpleasant compared to the alternatives, and that is the reason to pay for it.

Scott Adams
(Le principe de Dilbert)

#746
For an engineer, nothing distinguishes most normal people on the intellectual level of a Mexican jumper pea with a face.

Scott Adams
(Le Principe de Dilbert)

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