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#4187
« Pinocchio had no chance: he had a hangover all his life! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4188
« Young, it looks like a heart. Old, it looks like a pacemaker. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4189
« It's hard to say no... as well when we mean it when we think not. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4190
« Nasty stuff, even fashionable, remains bad. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4191
« When God made the Turkey, he was drunk. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4192
« A failed lift, it is not cosmetic surgery, it's just the surgery. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4193
« -Why you read in the lines of the hand? - because in the lines of the feet is easy! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4194
« The daily, does it use the couple, but only people too! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4195
« The elegant man, is that leave you well dressed. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4196
« At least when he's with his mistress, it is she who is forced to watch football! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4197
« Bad faith is to give God to bad intentions. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4198
« The last straw for a cheapskate, it's to give her leave! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4199
« The Cosmonaut, home, it's getting yelled at when it is in the moon. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4200
« Go to Alcoholics Anonymous, it's not funny: we can not even a drink with his new buddies! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4201
« A girl recognizes a Bimbo to the fact she's hanging on the arm of the man that she had not. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4202
« The problem, when we were happy at least once in his life, is that you can not do without. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit lLvre de Michèle Bernier)


#4203
« Inner beauty is important, but in a nightclub, if you don't have the external beauty, you're drinking alone! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4204
« Swimming in happiness, is to make the swim in its own pool. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4205
« We spend our lives to be threatened with death. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4206
« Happiness, it is never complete, it's a soft sponge with always a side who scratch. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4207
« A humanist, is someone who does not know where ranks rice in her kitchen, but who will find tons of bags for small hungry of the world. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4208
« When you feel alone, as well go abroad. As we know nobody, it's normal to be alone! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4209
« When you take his legs around her neck, often go figure! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4210
« A deceived woman doesn't have the right to complain: she is already married. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4211
« What do we old breasts when we will actually put new ones? »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4212
« Wrinkles it is well, it proves that we laughed at least once in his life. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4213
« Especially do not put all your eggs in the same basket of crabs! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4214
« The police have no authority. Normal: have you seen what they drive and how they are wearing? »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4215
« You shall not murder. Except the time, your life. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4216
« The bowtie lives more than 24 hours. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4217
« In vegetarians, a good laugh is worth a good tofu! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4218
« It's always the night of the first date that it starts raining on your hair. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4219
« We wash their dirty laundry in family, but if we're alone you can also go to the laundromat. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4220
« Fortunately there are words that can be said without knowing how to write. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4221
« Superstition: never go under a black cat! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4222
« The compass, it is stupid: it indicates the North while everyone would prefer the South! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4223
« Bags under the eyes, it is frankly useless: you can't put anything in it! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4224
« Even if sad, cheerful air to have. »
Michèle Bernier (Theatreonline.com)


#4225
« The real recklessness is to let others worry about itself. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4226
« Sport, it's a very bad idea: it's fattening when you stop! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4227
« Political scientist is not the rude doctor. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4228
« It's always when we got a late morning start the neighbor. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4229
« The last straw for a fashion designer, is to stop on the highway at the junction of a ramp because he doesn't have his belt! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4230
« If he forgets to wish me my birthday, it's that he doesn't see me grow old. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4231
« Home nudists, when drag, you can also take a jacket! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4232
« There's so much sad cemeteries that makes you not want to die. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4233
« I refused to write my memoirs, I tell my future. It's called my memories of tomorrow. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4234
« The sexologist is a maniac of the sexuality of others. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4235
« Traffic jams, it's practical: it's a good excuse for being late. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4236
« When we is not make-up for the evening, at least we're beautiful all night. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4237
« It's okay to not appeal to everyone. That means that you like to the rest. »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4238
« Being a model, it must be a priesthood. And it's done! »
Michèle Bernier (Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


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