Marcel Achard's quotes (sethmessenger.fr - Some short news to get away from it all).

#640
Love, it is be always worried on the other.

Marcel Achard
(Jean de la Lune)

#641
The strength of women is not in what they say but in the number of times that they say.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#642
High heels were invented by a woman is always kissed on the forehead!

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#643
I talk to the heart more than to the ear. This explains my success. Because everyone has a heart, and everyone else has no ear.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#644
We only love women it makes happy.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#645
I sing, but I can just hear.

Marcel Achard
(Jean de la Lune)

#646
When we love, we still love too.

Marcel Achard
(Gugusse)

#647
When we hear a beautiful woman says, she is not really pretty.

Marcel Achard
(Gugusse)

#648
Better to argue that to feel alone.

Marcel Achard
(Gugusse)

#649
Who never lost his head, it's had no head to lose.

Marcel Achard
(Gugusse)

#650
The highest price you can pay for anything, whether it is to ask.

Marcel Achard
(Patate)

#651
Love is for those who think.

Marcel Achard
(Patate)

#652
We won't have too much of our entire life to thank Christ to have replaced revenge by grace, forgiveness, and love.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#653
Everything is funny, from the moment that it happens to others.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#654
There are years where we're not in shape.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#655
The tears we cry no matter what, it always ends in a handkerchief.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#656
Nothing gets better, but everything settles.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#657
It is easier to get out of its hinges to return.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#658
I have only a Word, but I have no memory.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#659
Of the general public. If the part is bad, it's boring. If the piece is good, it pisses him off.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#660
The cruelest manifestation of public disapproval, it is his absence. He whistles, but him there.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#661
You only live once. And again!

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#662
The truth is what want me.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#663
Better go wrong with everyone like to be smart alone.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#664
I have lots of new and brilliant ideas, but the brilliant are not new, and the news is not brilliant.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#665
Some women do the misfortune of dozens of men. Others are bent on only one: faithful women.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#666
What saves the women, is that to read in their soul, look at their eyes.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#667
My body did to his head.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#668
The great illusion, this is war. The great disappointment, it's peace.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#669
There is one thing certain in life, that is out.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#670
The life is not serious, we go in there without asking, it out without knowing where we're going, we stay there without knowing what we're doing.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#671
Life is a card game whose heart is never the asset.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#672
The oldage, that's when we go to restaurants where there are sommeliers, and in those where there are waitresses.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#673
Some believe that genius is hereditary. Others have no children.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#674
The woman has a passion for the calculation: it divides his age by two, double the price of her dresses, triple the salary of her husband, and adds five years to the age of her best friend.

Marcel Achard
(Auprès de ma blonde)

#675
Justice is expensive. That's why we save it.

Marcel Achard
(L'idiote)

#676
Cuckold for Cuckold, might as well be married.

Marcel Achard
(L'amour ne paie pas)

#677
Happiness, is the sum of all the misfortunes that there isn't.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#678
Women attach great importance to the label. Because there is a price on it.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#679
Women now lead as men. What amazes me is that they are proud.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#680
An optimist is a man who believes that a lady has completed his telephone conversation because she says "Goodbye".

Marcel Achard
(L'amour ne paie pas)

#681
It is good to speak well of yourself: it repeats and we end up not knowing where it came from.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#682
There are at least a marriage that makes a man happy: that of his daughter.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#683
In a couple, at least one must be true, preferably the other.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#684
That women would be nice if they were not eager to be happy!

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#685
Women are not better that you be faithful. But it takes that they can.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#686
The chance exists. Without it, how would we explain the success of others.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#687
When I think of the books of bedside of some of my friends, I wonder how they wake up.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#688
Women like what they hear, men what they see.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#689
The secret of success is hardly known only to those who have failed.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#690
To make a fun piece, the big secret is to be lazy. So instead of sentences, we do the words.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#691
In the cinema, we play; in the theatre, it is played.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#692
We hold memories when we're leaving.

Marcel Achard
(Jean de la Lune)

#693
Loose women are those that weigh most heavily on the budget of a man.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#694
The audience comes to laugh at the works of comedy writers, but he's the only one.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#695
The pedestrian is a species of microbe lives in the arteries and which hinders the circulation.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#696
The talent of an author is less to applaud his pieces to prevent the public to cough.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#697
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#698
I have too much energy to work.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#699
Humor, it is that everything, absolutely everything, is funny; from the moment that it is for that to happen.

Marcel Achard
(Discours de réception à l'Académie française)

#700
Man chases the woman until she catches him.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#701
It is with the frigid rooms we do ovens.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#702
There are only two kinds of women: those who deceive their husband, and those who say that's not true.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#703
The true gentleman is the one who always call a cat a cat. Even when he stumbles on it and he falls.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#704
If it is said his happiness, we decrease it.

Marcel Achard
(Gugusse)

#705
If love was not the most noble of the passions, it him would not excuse in all others.

Marcel Achard
(Je ne vous aime pas)

#706
Hope is one of those remedies which do not heal but can suffer much longer.

Marcel Achard
(Je ne vous aime pas)

#707
Despair is the only unpardonable sin.

Marcel Achard
(Mademoiselle de Panama)

#708
I couldn't write my memoirs, I lie too much.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#709
If women love diamonds, it's perhaps because they resemble tears.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#710
It's always coincidence that it achieves his destiny.

Marcel Achard
(Le moulin de la galette)

#711
I don't mind people looking at their watch when I give a lecture. What I can't stand, it's that they wear to their ear to check that it is not stopped.

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#712
I did not much like this piece of theatre. It must be said that I saw her in bad conditions: the curtain was lifted...

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#713
To do a funny Word, I'd kill father and mother... It's a good thing I'm an orphan!

Marcel Achard
(Source inconnue)

#714
Know the women, is to know that it doesn't.

Marcel Achard
(Le moulin de la galette)

#715
Love is truly the most beautiful failure of intelligence

Marcel Achard
(Le moulin de la galette)

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