Jean-Charles's quotes (sethmessenger.fr - Some short news to get away from it all).

#18834
The cow is a mammal whose legs reach Earth.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18835
A plain is a flat mountain.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18836
The highest form of animal life is the giraffe.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18837
Desert: place where we get oil.

Jean-Charles
(La foire aux cancres)

#18838
The snail is both male and female, but he can't enjoy it.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18839
Bad air: air that we breathe in brothels.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18840
The vine has served the men food and even their clothing.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18841
If you came to drinking to forget, be nice, pay before drinking.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18842
The Groundhog is a small animal which, during the winter, takes his temperature with his nose.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18843
When Christ was resurrected, he appeared first to women that the news spread faster.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18844
A floating debt is a mortgaged vessel.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18845
Whenever I met a great man, he was married, or else it's me who it was.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18846
Americans are terrible in love: they are so slow that there want to scream, or alternatively they are so fast that we scream.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18847
A woman knows that she ages when men start to talk to him with a horrible cordiality.

Jean-Charles
(Source inconnue)

#18848
The human body includes the thorax to the North and the abdomen to the South. It is in the chest that the lungs do their nest.

Jean-Charles
(La foire aux cancres)

#18849
Sexagenarian: a man obsessed with everything about the opposite sex.

Jean-Charles
(La foire aux cancres)

#18850
Barometer: a device used to measure the temperature of the time.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18851
An Oyster, it's a fish like a nut.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18852
Vowels: what's left when we took all the consonants.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18853
Metis: child of blacks who ate white.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18854
SE drowning is a terrible death because you die slowly.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18855
Poem: text where each line begins with a capital letter.

Jean-Charles
(La foire aux cancres)

#18856
Census: operation moving from House to House to increase the population.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18857
The feet are the organs of circulation.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18858
The square is a figure who has a right angle in every corner.

Jean-Charles
(La foire aux cancres)

#18859
Archimedes principle: any body immersed in a liquid, if he is not returned to the surface at the end of half an hour, must be considered to be lost.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18860
Archimedes principle: any body immersed in a liquid comes out wet.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18861
Crossing: barrier preventing trains to go on the road.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18862
The optic nerve is the one who brings the bright ideas to the brain.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

#18863
The three great epochs of humanity are the stone age, the bronze age and the age of retirement.

Jean-Charles
(La Foire aux cancres)

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