Georges Courteline's quotes (sethmessenger.fr - Some short news to get away from it all).

#10301
The life adapts environments where circumstances put it.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10302
Ah! love is nice! It is nice indeed - much less, besides, for what he gives to what we hope.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10303
It is women like mad: do not challenge them.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10304
It is the pride of the men of letters arrived in consideration of women immediately after the cabotins.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10305
As goodness, like violence, like gluttony, like all the rest, the instinct of self-preservation is not equally distributed on the mass of individuals.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10306
I'm talking about things that I know, in preference to those that I don't know.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10307
The reasoning of humanity is whole in this meanness: "If I do not fear you, I don't care about you."

Georges Courteline
(L’article 330)

#10310
Better drinking too much wine and a little bit of bad.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10311
Should it drag on in vain and fruitless regrets?

Georges Courteline
(Messieurs les ronds-de-cuir)

#10312
It is certain that whatever we do, we're still the puppet of someone. It is a misfortune that we don't die.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10313
Which gives the lesson needs to the example. Well-ordered severity begins at home.

Georges Courteline
(Le gendarme est sans pitié)

#10314
Oh! the husband, precious husband! character essential to the strength of the adulterous liaisons!

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10315
The taste of life outweighs that of the murder of many.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10316
The fact of the real artist is not wallowing in what he did, but sadly compare to what he wanted to do.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10317
The man who, knowingly, coldly, accepts the compensation of functions it has not met, is a beggar of the lower case.

Georges Courteline
(Messieurs les ronds-de-cuir)

#10318
Justice has nothing to do with the law, which is only deformation, load and parody.

Georges Courteline
(L’article 330)

#10319
I was born to stay young, and I had the advantage of noticing, the day where I have ceased to be.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10320
Cheerfulness has requirements of great lady that we don't serve with paws dirty and who adapts quite wrong to be housed in a bad light inside.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10321
Make smart is just stupid.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10322
This is the man to fix it, when resources permit, the small injustices of the good God.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10323
We had his eight years with a woman without be fixed on his account.

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10324
Is it a French whose hair bleach not on the head to the mentioned the avoided danger?

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10325
Stupidity and genius meet on a field that is common to both: the unexpected in the discovery.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10326
Forcing men to wash and not give them towels, all the military stupidity is here.

Georges Courteline
(Le Capitaine Marjavel)

#10327
Youth is the largest property; old age the worst of the disgraces. It is profitable to alcohol.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10328
The question is whether we should keep more grudge to the women of the sentences that they have made us or more recognition of exhilaration that they have provided to us.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10329
Beware of the Council but am good examples.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10330
I see no shame in being a dirty old man, but I find a lot of ridiculous to be an old fool.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10331
The Republic would be nice it there is dumbest in the world, if anarchy was dumber than she still.

Georges Courteline
(L’article 330)

#10332
The advantage that there is to be real, is that always, inevitably, we end up having reason. In theory, at least.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10333
Life is so dureQu' to be lenient to people of procedure.

Georges Courteline
(La conversion d'Alceste)

#10334
A scoundrel who turns the law is less to fear in its action as a good man who discusses it with wisdom and foresight.

Georges Courteline
(L’article 330)

#10335
Pride, this parasite, son of the foolish pride and vanity, bad advise people that he is listened to.

Georges Courteline
(La Conversion d'Alceste)

#10336
It is hard to explain that number of people enjoy better lend money, at the risk of losing, that refund that they need.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10337
What fibers so bind me to you, that all my energies of man may not be enough to break them?

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10338
It is, for humans, two insoluble problems: know exactly what time it is, and make his next.

Georges Courteline
(L’article 330)

#10339
Say what you think. Pay what you owe. Do not sell more than worth.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10340
The husband is never a lackey or a master. The woman has, on this point, reasons that make law.

Georges Courteline
(La Conversion d'Alceste)

#10341
Nine times out of ten, the law, the good girl, smiled at one who rapes her.

Georges Courteline
(L’Article 330)

#10342
The severity of the punishment is sometimes less due to the seriousness of the offence than to the talent of the magistrate who claimed in assent.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10343
Better that any doctor in the world, Nature knows what works for us.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10344
We should decorate anyone would expect the age of sixty years. The Thomas of men is such that most of them practice the sobriety and the wisdom in the hope of getting old and having the cross of honor.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10345
The words make me the effect of a boarding school for boys that the sentence leading walk.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10346
Pay what you owe is the best way to avoid to pay a day more than its due.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10347
And as the years pass, the ideas work.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10348
Nothing is easier, more unnecessary therefore to be a poet any.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10349
People will cross Paris to borrow a book. They will not go up a floor to make you.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10350
Just nine times out of ten to an honest man failed in the cobwebs of the Code, to behave like a criminal to be immediately in the legality.

Georges Courteline
(Théâtre)

#10351
You can never stop people who like to be jealous.

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10352
Lessons from eternal life apprentices, the just is never just a fisherman converted!

Georges Courteline
(La conversion d'Alceste)

#10353
Wrong", the woman is there.

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10362
Pride, the eternal pride, the need to shine and surprised the world by merits that we did not!

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10363
One minute always comes when the good God, who is a good man, starts with honest people.

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10364
Man is naturally good; He likes to make pay services him.

Georges Courteline
(Les fourneaux)

#10365
We need the truth to intelligent people, but we need lies to fools.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10366
He must avoid the paradox, as a public girl he is, with which we're sleeping occasionally, for fun, but as a madman, alone, would marry.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10367
The girls have this for them as they are always a little more than we thought.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10368
Well, there are people who sleep with the wife of a friend, but would reject with disgust to smoke in his pipe.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10369
Cure. Therapeutic agent that rarely heal what we have, but gives every moment an evil that we didn't.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10370
Said that they were beautiful women the same interest as demonetized parts which said they were good.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10371
The amount of nonsense that a silly woman can accumulate in a short time is a daunting thing.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10372
So why, in a group of women chatting and parakeets, cease the conversation as soon as a gentleman approaches?

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10373
I knew a woman who wanted a divorce to do not stay married to a cuckold.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10374
In Holland, people are so clean that, when they want to spit, they take the train to the campaign.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10375
It is true that it's bad luck to marry on Friday the 13th, because there is no reason to make this day exception.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10376
The theatre is the cardboard and it's plaster... But it's still life... Do you understand that?

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10377
Most of the stories are declared love happen to people who have been their back while they were not allowed.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10378
Do you know what would happen to the Sahara if we moved communism? For 50 years nothing. After fifty years, shortage of sand.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10379
There are people for whom simple sure to satisfy them brings up the spontaneous needs.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10380
We cannot better compare the absurdity of half-measures as those of absolute measures.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10381
It's obviously very hard no longer be loved when you love, but it is not comparable to be still when you love more.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10382
For the diplomat, the last word of the trick is to tell the truth when you believe that it does not say, and believed not to say it when he said it.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10383
I want to be buried with a toothbrush, clothes for when I fall to dust.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10384
There are two kinds of women: what is compromised and those affecting you.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10385
The pianos should be struck two taxes: the first for the benefit of the State, the second to the benefit of the neighbors.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10386
I never think, it tires me; or if I think, I don't think.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10387
The absence of meaning, in women, is still the best guarantee we can hope his loyalty.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10388
Money is common, especially among those who do not.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10389
If we tolerate the other all that we can to oneself, life would be more sustainable.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10390
Look like a fool in the eyes of a fool is a gourmet delight.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10391
The kisses are good everywhere where they are found.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10392
The real shame is to hide what is not nice to see.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10393
Kisses are intermissions to the love scenes, but he is who find intervals better than the room.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10394
I admire you this hint of overweight that does point grace.

Georges Courteline
(La Conversion d’Alceste)

#10395
The sweetness of man for the beast is the first manifestation of its superiority over it.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10396
It's strange that some commit crimes when there are so many perfectly legal to be dishonest ways.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10397
Less the position you hold, the more your absence will be noticed.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10398
I'm not going to mass because it is at the hour of the aperitif.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10399
If my wife must be a widow one day, I would rather be in my lifetime.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10400
-Do you believe in the hereafter? - I think every day when I'm sick. I don't believe the days where I am doing well.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10401
We can beat a woman when there is no other way to silence her.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10402
Christ forgave the woman taken in adultery. By Jove! It was not his.

Georges Courteline
(La philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10403
The woman is better as they say: she's not kidding the tears of men unless it has itself been them written.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10404
It is consoling to think that if the madness gains nothing from contact with the reason, however, why alter contact madness.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10405
Old friendships are improvised.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10406
Men are not very rare who like to pay for the services that we give them.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10407
The woman never sees what we're doing for her; She only sees what we do not.

Georges Courteline
(La paix chez soi)

#10408
I don't know a healthier show, a comedian more comforting, than that of a man receiving a master a donut he had sought.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10409
It isn't lower genres, he's only missed productions.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10410
It is better to spoil his youth than to do nothing at all.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10411
Man is the only male who beat his female. Therefore, the most brutal of the males, unless, all females, the woman is the more unbearable.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10412
Women are so liars that you cannot even believe the opposite of what they say.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10413
Administration is a place where people who arrive late cross on the stairs who leave early.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10414
If judges begin to give success to all the people who are right, we don't know where we are going.

Georges Courteline
(Bourbouroche)

#10415
Alcohol kills slowly. Who cares. There is no hurry.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10416
One of the clearest effects of the presence of a child in a household is to make completely clueless of brave people who without him would have been that of simple fools.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10417
Should never slap a deaf person. He lost half the fun. He feels the slap but he does hear it.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10418
There are two kinds of marriages: the white wedding and marriage multicolored because each of the two spouses can see all the colors.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10419
More easily change religion than coffee.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10420
To know that a drink was too many, then there I drank.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

#10421
What is well conceived is clearly States. What you eat with taste to digest easily.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10422
Require simply and strictly things qualities that they claim to have: all the critical sense is in there.

Georges Courteline
(La Philosophie de Georges Courteline)

#10423
It is easier to lift a woman to drop.

Georges Courteline
(Source inconnue)

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