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Frédéric Dard
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#10951
The french soldier is the best civilian of the world.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10952
I wonder if death really worth living.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10953
Atavism, it's like syphilis: children toast.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10954
The love is a wave of happiness during materialization.

Frédéric Dard
(San Antonio)


#10955
The life belongs to those who are not retreating.

Frédéric Dard
(Des yeux pour pleurer)


#10956
The holiday? By the second day, boredom soon starts shipped breakfast. We'll buy postcards addressed to truffle bored the other write the same.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10957
We have the best food, the best wines and the best coitus of Creation, it is sufficient to establish the difference.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#10958
In existence, it is important to prepare grounds for failure, so the successes are only brighter.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10959
Science is a train that the mechanic can stop.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10960
Women parent animal fur to please men who prefer theirs.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10961
I hate bad reviews, especially if they are justified.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10962
The assumption the better developed cannot prevail over the wobbliest reality.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10963
Frank women are those who lie intelligently.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10964
A prince without money, it's a London taxi without wipers.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10965
The average terms are always dull.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10966
I love deeply that I love without hate who I don't like.

Frédéric Dard
(Libération - A quoi pensez-vous ?)


#10967
Life served me as a lesson. I won't do that again.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10968
The singers, as soon as they shut her down, we forget them. The ear is a conduit, nothing stays.

Frédéric Dard
(Faut-être logique)


#10969
A woman should always admit his age when it suits him.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10970
The tears, it's like the shrimp: more they are salted, the better they are!

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10971
Most spouses cheat their woman to want her better.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10972
It is not poverty that causes the need for equality, but the wealth.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10973
We die fitfully, like you change class in high school.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10974
It takes so little to erase the beauty and dispel the grace of a face. The better shaped meat is ready to take on the horror, i.e. to become surface what it is inside: off-putting.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Mots en épingle)


#10975
In the mutual Cuckold the only real problem is a scheduling problem.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10976
The only justification of sin is that it's good where he's going.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10977
Take care when crossing the life: a fool can hide another.

Frédéric Dard
(Les pensées de San-Antonio)


#10978
It is better to be a large home that one small in others.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10979
The man asks his wife to be smart only when it is not. When it is, it takes another.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10980
Among good people, life is as flat as a tennis court.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10981
The illusion is misleading, but the reality is much more.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10982
Make a habit of good to fuck your wife, you will avoid him the inconvenience to go get fucked by your buddies.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Mots en épingle)


#10983
The philosophy is the art of complicating their lives in seeking to convince themselves of its simplicity.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10984
One must die to fully measure its degree of popularity.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10985
It is exhilarating to be able to tell who can hear everything.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10986
Always get its own interest by others if we want to rely on them.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10987
Over time, some celebrities become like Siberia: we know it's there, but nobody wants to go there.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10988
There are so many twists and turns in my books that they look like rubber.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10989
I see some ladies in winter sports stations that would do better to make the avalanche ski.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Mots en épingle)


#10990
Don't hesitate never to deprive your kids dessert, especially if there is not a lot and you like it!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10991
The legion of honor? From a certain age, you need a sacred piston for not having it.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10992
The laurels are much better their place in a civet of hare on the head of a glorious.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10993
Do not arouse the idiot who sleeps, it's always a bonus.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10994
I find that the most stupid, the most bitch of women is not as dumb as a man. The real dish, gleaming stupidity, stupidity, Super stupid, he's the man.

Frédéric Dard
(Je le jure)


#10995
I recognize the pet as a mode of expression. It contains comical virtues some.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10996
In the police, megalomania develops as whooping cough in a nursery school.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#10997
There are lots of places on the planet, I understand that people inhabit them, though even they are born.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#10998
If I knew that I loved him so much, I would have loved it even more.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#10999
Politics is the side gas nation: his lemonade, his champagne, his pets.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11000
I have a hangover that would interest a sculptor.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11001
Life does die.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11002
A wise wife has to demonstrate, for life, to her husband, it's too stupid for it and too smart for his salary.

Frédéric Dard
(San-Antoniaiseries)


#11003
What makes reassuring life, what are its repetitions.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11004
Poets are their feet with their fingers.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11005
Beware of women who don't think they're not compelling: they are a complex and it's much more formidable than the antics of the bust.

Frédéric Dard
(San-Antoniaiseries)


#11006
The speech resemble the cycling races are won in the last meters.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11007
Too many people hide behind their eyes rather than make their outdoor light.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11008
There are several ways to be a jerk, but the con chooses always the worst.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11009
Between two words, you choose the worst.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11010
Some individuals have an insight that makes them ostracised.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11011
The largest museums of the world contain only booties.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11012
My life is shared between the love of the woman who is my mother, and all the women who are not.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11013
An adulterous wife's never guilty of deceptions that her husband knows.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11014
The light of the summer is more oblique than an election speech.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11015
Being rich, it's owning too.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11016
When I think of all that God has done to me! Starting with me!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11017
It's to wonder at what age it should take women if we want to ensure the priority. The best is to adopt at the age of two months and to raise them to the Summit of Everest.

Frédéric Dard
(Le Gala des emplumés)


#11018
I'm getting old, which means I end up being.

Frédéric Dard
(Libération - A quoi pensez-vous ?)


#11019
The neologism, it's the language that makes its needs.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11020
A man leaves behind as the work of his idleness.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11021
When I need a word that my tongue denies me, I made it up!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11022
Political ideas, they were adopted by people who have no ideas to them.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11023
The France is my mother. You can change your wife, but you can't change mother.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11024
Tourists, the way they all check against the guides that they carry it. They don't admire: they confront.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11025
The misfortune is to art what manure is to gardening.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11026
Life is gray, with all those dismayed people resembling umbrellas drying.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11027
When the meat is fun, consciousness does not problem.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11028
The failure is the success of the con.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Cons)


#11029
Wrinkles: the check off of the age.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11030
The difference there is between a clap and a swallow, it's that we can't catch a swallow.

Frédéric Dard
(Les mots en épingle)


#11031
What saves the English, it's the composure with which they grasp any situation.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11032
Con: Cannot apply that to someone who is not in agreement.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11033
The happiness of a jerk is still barely see.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11034
In administration, more elsewhere and as well as in the army, at least, you must submit you to superior, that's why you're so tend to piss the lower. The lower, it is your compensation, your aspro, your valve.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Cons)


#11035
Every day to live is a victory, every day lived, a defeat.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11036
Most writers do their boring books to make believe they are long.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11037
There is something religious bringing clients to confidences at any courtesan.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11038
When a man and a woman are sitting face to face not to mention, it's moments are preparing.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11039
The future is none other than to the present who rushes to meet us.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11040
Time, as a spouse, it's in the bed that we're cheating the best.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11041
He was so old he had the air of an oversight.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11042
Pancakes, it's like the French: they always fall back on the same side.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11043
We shit, stretch them what they more use.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11044
With us, there is that seniority who pays. Only, they catapult you to more and earlier retirement.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11045
It is time that God goes up to the rostrum, or risk do not iron at the next election.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11046
The suicide is the only philosophical Act. If it is not successful, it becomes something ridiculous that splashes you.

Frédéric Dard
(Entretien avec Pierre Assouline - Avril 1993)


#11047
It takes a lot of talent to make laugh with words. But it takes genius to have fun with ellipsis...

Frédéric Dard
(France-Soir - 11 Décembre 1975)


#11048
Nothing is more voluptuous for a no-con to be taken for a fool by a con.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11049
The nobility of the con's death.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11050
To be happy, it takes a lot sleep and well to defecate. The Insomniac and his first cousin the constipated, are the wretched of the Earth.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11051
The suspension point, it's what you have to say when you said it all.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11052
Which console the death of friends, is that they leave widows.

Frédéric Dard
(Les cons)


#11053
Our memories are burping of the soul to fan a gesture.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11054
Novelists often confuse outcome and destitution.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11055
The wonderful, you get used faster than in shoes that are too short.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11056
The Uruguay is a small town inimportant, known only to Scrabble players because of its three u.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11057
The existence, it's like this: you're kids and wait for them to leave. And then, when they are gone, you expect them to come back.

Frédéric Dard
(San-antoniaiseries)


#11058
There is no difference between the showcase of a merchant of Lampshade and a Milliner in London.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11059
Each strives to become humble when there is no way around that.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11060
The only merit of American cars, it's that can be transported corpses in their chest without having to fold in the legs.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11061
When you stutter in English, it can be seen twice; in Italian, it goes completely unnoticed.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11062
It is the panties of his daughters that we judge a country.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11063
For humans, the lie is a tool; for women, an adornment.

Frédéric Dard
(San-Antoniaiseries)


#11064
The only holiday of man are the nine months he spent in the womb.

Frédéric Dard
(Je le jure)


#11065
The only real satisfaction of humans, is to provoke the enjoyment of women.

Frédéric Dard
(Mets ton doigt où j'ai mon doigt)


#11066
Prostitution would work less well if men didn't need to talk at all costs.

Frédéric Dard
(Emballage cadeau)


#11067
A successful fishing is better than a good action failed.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11068
The universe is full of crackpots who take themselves for Beethoven without being able to differentiate a note of music of a restaurant bill.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11069
Not being able to go back is a form of progress.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11070
A woman with brown hair is a modest blond.

Frédéric Dard
(San-antoniaiseries)


#11071
Men figure to children, while they do other men.

Frédéric Dard
(San-antoniaiseries)


#11072
The honor, it's like the scallops: well washed, it pours.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11073
The rest of us, poets, when we have the sentence, instead of hunting, we looking for a title.

Frédéric Dard
(San-antoniaiseries)


#11074
God made the world in five days. Then he did the con.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11075
Some people were so ashamed to borrow that they dare not go.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11076
If you do not wait all of life, you have nothing!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11077
Paradoxical thing, with smart people, we mess the better.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11078
In Los Angeles the distances are so great that all pedestrian is suspect.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11079
The success gives the talent and authority of courage.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11080
In life, he must choose: be rich or Bachelor.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11081
If a writer is not forced, he wouldn't write that when he is unhappy.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11082
The circle is just a straight line back to its starting point.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11083
Culture, is to know a hundred more words than others.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11084
The time is harder to fool than women.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11085
Today's music softens manners and blind.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11086
The male sex is there is more light in the world, a simple thought raises.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11087
Preconceived ideas are rails on which individuals move.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11088
The past is an egg without germ: what we can learn it is an omelet.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11089
Men are entangled in their fantasies as spaghetti in melted Parmesan.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions jubilatoires sur l’existence)


#11090
French who cross a stranger watching him successively legs, eyes and the left ring finger.

Frédéric Dard
(Réflexions sur les gens de chez nous et d’ailleurs)


#11091
These are always idiots that prevail. Issue of excess!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11092
Women, it's like the artichokes: the heart is under the hair.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Mots en épingle)


#11093
Fuck, that's life. With this certainty that haunts me since I was my lucidity and hair autour, I consider that the woman is a wonderful gift.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11094
Two smart men, competing ideas, find many more things to say than two jerks belonging to the same party.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11095
You should never make fun of the mouth of the rich because we don't know what we can become.

Frédéric Dard
(La Rate au court-bouillon)


#11096
My God, may your will be party!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11097
My God, I beg you, whoever you are, be!

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11098
The Mediterranean is a kind of Ganges, where the navels go on pilgrimages.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11099
A marriage is either a cornucopia, an abundance of horns.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Mots en épingle)


#11100
The trash is the best storage accessories.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11101
It always surprise a woman if you want to hear.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11102
A couple is really only a couple than if he's sweating.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11103
Lots of consolation console ever.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11104
Paris will always be Paris. You want it to do else?

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11105
The more I think, more I tell myself that there is no reason to make the square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the other two sides.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11106
If you want your dog puppies to be treated well, does not give them, sell them.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11107
It is better to have very big flaws of all small qualities.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11108
The pun is the single point of junction between a fool and a genius.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Pensées de San-Antonio)


#11109
It is better to be the heir of a frugal man than a rich man.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11110
Ingratitude is a time saver.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11111
Faith, is pray a doubt that it protects the realities.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11112
My teeth when I visit a mosque.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11113
According to surveys, the French consume 58 annual rolls of toilet paper per head. What did they mean by head?

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11114
When love grows in you, believe in him.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11115
Real friends, it's not when you drink, it is when you're sober.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11116
A hurry dog still remembers that the straight line is the shortest path of a fist to a bone.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11117
There is that customs officials who know how questions.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11118
Treat his next con is not contempt, but a diagnosis.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11119
The scale of values is losing its bars.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11120
Not trying to get the moon to give to a woman, go to Cartier.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Mots en épingle)


#11121
We always cease to be number 1 but there's always to have been the first.

Frédéric Dard
(France-Soir - 11 Décembre 1975)


#11122
Talk is the ugliest means of communication. The man is not expressed fully as his silences.

Frédéric Dard
(Maman les petits bateaux)


#11123
Everything is not cirrhosis in life, as the alcoholic says.

Frédéric Dard
(Les pensées de San-Antonio)


#11124
The world is full of guys who do their duty because they do their children.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11125
In the beginning of an adventure, the food prepares the fuck; on the end it replaces.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11126
When I hear talking assholes at the restaurant, I'm sorry, but I console myself by thinking that they might be at my table.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11127
Ah! If men wanted to help! Ah! If women wanted to give!

Frédéric Dard
(Les pensées de San-Antonio)


#11128
That's when paying his taxes that we realize that we don't have the means to afford the money we earn.

Frédéric Dard
(Les pensées de San-Antonio)


#11129
Live your present, and let your past for the future.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Pensées de San-Antonio)


#11130
Ingenuity in love, it's like poetry in the literature. We can do without, but it's a shame.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Pensées de San-Antonio)


#11131
Being is more essential than to have. The dream is to have to be.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11132
A politician can have a career without memory, because he needs to remember all the promises he made him forget.

Frédéric Dard
(Les pensées de San-Antonio)


#11133
A pedestrian is a gentleman who goes looking for his car.

Frédéric Dard
(Les Pensées de San-Antonio)


#11134
Most of the households consist of married bachelors.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


#11135
The jerk's jerk. Who isn't a jerk is not more stupid than another.

Frédéric Dard
(Source inconnue)


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mandarin : 你的预感 | french : Mon Ange | english : My angel | mandarin : 拉兰德 | spanish : Una corazonada de ti | german : Neuigkeiten hinter der Scheibe. | english : To the wrath of the righteous | french : Une intuition de toi | french : Qui est Seth Messenger ? | mandarin : 正义的愤怒 | english : You would like to read more? | french : Mon nom est Pierre | french : Patience | english : A hunch of you | english : The Wait | german : Wer ist Seth Messenger? | german : Mein Engel | english : New beginning | german : Die Lande | spanish : Mi nombre es Peter | german : Auf die Wut des Gerechten | spanish : La Lande | french : Aux colères du juste | spanish : ¿Quién es Seth Messenger? | english : My name is Pierre | mandarin : 来自玻璃后面的消息 | spanish : Va a pasar cerca de ti. | french : Ca arrivera près de chez vous | spanish : Nuevo comienzo | german : Neuer Anfang | english : Who is Seth Messenger? | mandarin : 耐心 | english : The Moor | german : Geduld | spanish : Paciencia | english : It's going to happen near you | mandarin : 我的天使 | french : La Lande | spanish : A la ira de los justos | mandarin : 我叫彼得 | spanish : Noticias desde detrás del cristal | english : News from behind the glass | mandarin : 你想多读些吗? | german : Mein Name ist Pierre. | german : Möchten Sie mehr lesen? | french : Nouveau départ | spanish : Mi ángel | french : Vous aimeriez en lire d'avantage ? | german : Es wird in Ihrer Nähe passieren. | mandarin : 赛斯信使是谁? | french : Des nouvelles de derrière la vitre | spanish : ¿Le gustaría leer más? | german : Eine Ahnung von dir | mandarin : 它会发生在你附近。 | mandarin : 新开始 |
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