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#7136
« The basset is the best friend of the paver. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7137
« Elsewhere is an infinite sphere whose center is here. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7138
« The more I look at men and I like women. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7139
« The man descended from the ape. However, the man is made in the image of God. So, God is King Kong. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7140
« The only torment that we cannot forget indulging in the drink, is to pee. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7141
« The compass is a kind of watch that indicates always noon and a half. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7142
« It may well perform painful surgeries without anesthetizing the patient condition to put cotton in your ears. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7143
« Man is the only adult animal who head his female. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7144
« When we plant an onion under a willow, you do not necessarily get a weeping willow. »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7145
« The dog loves passionately fetid odors. If the dog is loyal to man, it is because human stinks. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7146
« Man is the only animal who, to breed, begins to sink his tongue into the mouth of his female. All the other animals without exception are the first time what are the appropriate bodies. »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7147
« Death is the beginning of life. (Proverb maggot) »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7148
« When a centipede wants to kill himself, he simply cross a bridge walking marching. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7149
« Being stupid is quite bearable as long as there is enough not to know that we are. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7150
« Who likes tickling well. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7151
« If birds small infants, with their sharp beaks, they had very badly to the breasts of their moms. That's why they don't nurse. God does what he does. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7152
« When he walked on the water, Jesus did round? »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7153
« A true man of the world is ever too poor to make a gift to a woman. He can always give her syphilis. »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7154
« The pessimist is: 2 2 = 4. The optimist, it's: 2 2 = 5. This universe where we are is a pessimistic world. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7155
« There are not fifty ways to make war, there is only one: the dirty. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7156
« Americans love oysters. Before eating, they carefully take off the dirty slimy beasts there is inside. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7157
« We always say that, when a ship is about to sink in the sea, rats smell danger long before men and run away together. Question: where can they go? »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7158
« You should eat to live and live to digest. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7159
« The season came, the Caterpillar spins a cocoon around itself and becomes peanut. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7160
« Seven French in 10 are unhappy in his marriage. The other three are single. »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7161
« The well-bred girl is the only animal that blushes seeing a banana. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7162
« Don't put never overnight what you can do for another. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7163
« If hitting your neighbor on one cheek, he reaches the other, hit him on the same, that'll teach him to be clever. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7164
« When we peel onions, there at the same time thinking about someone you like and who is dead, otherwise they're lost tears. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7165
« There are no helpless men. There are only lazy women. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7166
« A man who died by drowning again in a Flash all his past life, while he'd better swim. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7167
« Science is a game in which the rule of the game is to find what is the rule of the game. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7168
« The cow is not the female of the beef. The cow is the female of the Bull. The female of the beef, it's the plow. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7169
« When you look carefully at a pig of India, there is: first is not a pig, second is not India, and that final single the of is authentic. »
François Cavanna


#7170
« Which is wrong of God blasphemy and loses his soul. »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7171
« More there is that we're not like everyone else, more we want to be like everyone else. »
François Cavanna (Coups de sang)


#7172
« As said by St. Jerome, import the paths by which it comes to the truth, provided that we give to the quete.r »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7173
« Do not do to others what you would do to his wife. »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7174
« Give me a one-way ticket to Lourdes, said the legless man. I will return on foot. »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7175
« The audience is the other. »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7176
« A commander-in-Chief must live to answer for his actions before history. »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7177
« Boredom with honors, is that it happens at the same time as the first varicose vein... »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7178
« Impotence is created 99% of the cases by a stuck zipper. »
François Cavanna (L’Almanach-agenda)


#7179
« If military Administration was doing its work properly, there are no unknown soldier. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7180
« Pay less tax! Remove a zero. »
François Cavanna (L’Almanach-agenda)


#7181
« It is better to walk on a turtle up on a roller skate asleep. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7182
« If the equator, the tropics and the borders were not the imaginary lines, we constantly take the feet in them, we fall and very hurt. »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7183
« When we forgot to buy sugar, one can perfectly sweeten his coffee with a beet, but it takes longer. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7184
« Who has eaten nails to torch tongs. »
François Cavanna (Qui)


#7185
« Some have large appetite: If we give them to breastfeed, they drink milk then devour the breast. »
François Cavanna (La Hache et la croix)


#7186
« Isn't everyone the heretic on the other? »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7187
« Recklessness is a sin, as well as looking too ostentatious martyrdom. »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7188
« It is so long test coming to its end. »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7189
« The winner ignores the irony, ridiculous weapon of the vanquished. »
François Cavanna (La Hache et la croix)


#7190
« The loot proclaims victory. »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7191
« When the band Chief assumes the title of King, the rapine and the bad shots are flattering named trophies and victories. »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7192
« The old Fox is triply Fox. »
François Cavanna (La hache et la croix)


#7193
« The idiots always win. They are too. »
François Cavanna (Coups de sang)


#7194
« The gift, it's like the caress: it must renew it, we do not get tired. »
François Cavanna (Coups de sang)


#7195
« Animals have a right to be indifferent. I'm an animal with something more, something that changes everything, which take away from me the right to indifference: I know. »
François Cavanna (Coup de sang)


#7196
« The ritual to the mystique, the line is blurred. Dental hygiene is a religion, a religion of salvation which the toothbrush is the Messiah. »
François Cavanna (Coup de sang)


#7197
« Our civilization: a pretty girl, dolled and makeup, sitting on a heap of trouble. »
François Cavanna (Coups de sang)


#7198
« The reason is like the rest, if you're not using, it's rust. »
François Cavanna (Coups de sang)


#7199
« If the lie did not exist, there is no need to avert by saying the "I swear". »
François Cavanna (Le hun blond)


#7200
« Everything is still possible in terms of alliances. »
François Cavanna (Le Hun blond)


#7201
« We can both learn and enjoy its acquisitions. »
François Cavanna (Le hun blond)


#7202
« Who does not believe in hell don't go to hell. »
François Cavanna (Le hun blond)


#7203
« There is no shield against the lie. The fear of the gods nor damnation prevented never lying or perjury. »
François Cavanna (Le hun blond)


#7204
« The weapons are a force that if we remain United. »
François Cavanna (Le Hun blond)


#7205
« I couldn't stand the idea of these forests razed to the ground to feed this fantastic waste of printed material, including a small fraction will be read, which yet more tiny part is worth to be read. »
François Cavanna (Bête et méchant)


#7206
« If your right hand has committed a bad deed, prints. »
François Cavanna


#7207
« When in a cage we put a hungry lion, a hungry man, and a chop, it's never the chop who wins. »
François Cavanna


#7208
« When Eve wanted a second child, Adam was very embarrassed because he didn't know what was the gesture, among all those he had made, which had led to generate the first baby. »
François Cavanna


#7209
« If God were oviparous, replace the crucifix by the egg cups. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7210
« Two out of three french keep their basque beret for lovemaking. The third is used as a preservative. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7211
« Crime is always youthful. Like acne. Young people scratch their acne and delinquent to everything going. »
François Cavanna (Je l'ai pas lu, je l'ai pas vu, mais j'en ai entendu causer)


#7212
« In the inside of our bodies live permanently of billions of microbes. Yet, when we look at them in the microcospe, they all pretended not to recognize us. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7213
« Who doesn't have a background of panties must always face. »
François Cavanna


#7214
« It is false that the frigid women live longer than others. Simply, the time seems longer. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7215
« Also great as either a hole, there always something around. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7216
« Men are born equal in rights. Then, they drink. »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7217
« I realized that, if a job well done is source of powerful joys, savored in gourmet laziness is no less. »
François Cavanna


#7218
« When you ask a chameleon on fabric Scottish, it makes you finger. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7219
« The masons of the middle ages knew that God does not exist, but they hoped to force him build cathedrals, it would eventually exist. »
François Cavanna


#7220
« In the beginning, God knew not that he was God, because he was all alone. To know that we are God, it takes two: one who is God, and the other who tells him: "My God". »
François Cavanna


#7221
« If God is God, if he's this infinitely good being, if it is this supreme intelligence, then he cannot blame us for not believing in him. That's why I'm serene in my unbelief. »
François Cavanna


#7222
« We run after happiness, and we forget to be happy. »
François Cavanna


#7223
« Man is the only animal who takes on his sleep time to breed. »
François Cavanna (Je l'ai pas lu, je l'ai pas vu, mais j'en ai entendu causer)


#7224
« Where we warm the heart, there is the homeland. »
François Cavanna (Je l'ai pas lu, je l'ai pas vu, mais j'en ai entendu causer)


#7225
« The road is a conveyor belt which is painted in black starts running as soon as we support on the starter of the car. »
François Cavanna


#7226
« If God does not appear to atheists, it's because he's afraid that they convert to atheism. »
François Cavanna


#7227
« When we cut the head of an intellectual, he died. »
François Cavanna


#7228
« Freedom is what allows the length of the string. »
François Cavanna (4 rue Choron)


#7229
« Article I: the conscientious objector is one man like any other. Article II: should still not exaggerate. »
François Cavanna


#7230
« He who has never sinned asks his neighbour to tell him. »
François Cavanna


#7231
« The farmer who will be able to cross a Turkey with a kangaroo will have created the first poultry can be stuff from the outside. »
François Cavanna


#7232
« When man invented the saddle, he realized that the biggest left to do: catch the horse. »
François Cavanna (Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7233
« He must despise money, especially the small currency. »
François Cavanna


#7234
« The beads found in oysters during the months without an R are fake. »
François Cavanna


#7235
« Happy believers, but I prefer my anguish and his eyes wide open. »
François Cavanna (Lettre ouverte aux culs-bénits)


#7236
« Explain a cultural allusion, it's like pissing on a glow-worm: it turned it off. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7237
« The only creatures that mate facing each are human and the sandwich to the dough. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7238
« The Caterpillar becomes a butterfly, the pig is sausage, it's a great law of nature. »
François Cavanna


#7239
« My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me. »
François Cavanna (L’almanach-agenda)


#7240
« If Jesus lived today, he should ride at Calvary with his guillotine on his back. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7241
« Successful suicide is the only mortal sin which could not confess. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7242
« Even the most dumb have their day of glory: their birthday. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7243
« Only the American has the right to be stupid. It is the privilege of the Lord. »
François Cavanna


#7244
« Europe gets closer to a centimetre a century America. Yet the price of the crossing remains the same. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7245
« Adam was not only the first man. It was the first Cuckold. »
François Cavanna


#7246
« The Chameleon has the Chameleon color when placed on an another Chameleon. »
François Cavanna


#7247
« Cats see clear overnight, but it's useless to them. Cats also see clear. »
François Cavanna


#7248
« It does not have to be a jerk. Be proud of it. »
François Cavanna


#7249
« The bat is not a bird but she doesn't and she continues to fly and lay eggs. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7250
« When we burn the candle at both ends, we did hold by the neighbor. »
François Cavanna


#7251
« When spring came, the female of the cuckoo, rather than build a nest, goes lay its eggs in the clocks. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7252
« More you're stupid, the more afraid to look stupid. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7253
« When talking about the Wolf between stutterers you never see the tail. »
François Cavanna


#7254
« The man is dust and air. The wife is vacuuming. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7255
« When the swallows fly low, the mice will play because they were wrong in saying. »
François Cavanna


#7256
« The elephant is the only mammal that can masturbate while keeping your hands free. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


#7257
« Who laughs on Friday, it's always a bonus. Who's crying Friday, Sunday won't know what to do. »
François Cavanna (Humour secret)


#7258
« When the Tower of Pisa lean to the right, it's that it's going to rain. When it leans to the left, is that you get at the other end of the street. »
François Cavanna (Le saviez-vous ?)


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