Bill Watterson's quotes (sethmessenger.fr - Some short news to get away from it all).

#36234
Life should look like on TV.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Allez, on se tire !)

#36235
Childhood,'s done it to ruin the lives of adults.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Faites place à l'hyperman !)

#36236
How the horrors like octopuses and furry cockroaches do reproduce? They arrive to find attractive?

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36237
You're not a MOM if you know not everything to fix.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Chou bi dou wouah !)

#36238
Those who regret their childhood had never to be small...

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - En avant, tête de thon !)

#36239
Girls, it's like slugs. They must be used to something, but what?

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - En avant, tête de thon !)

#36240
The more you know about things, more they look weird.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Que de misère humaine !)

#36241
We should fix our poor planet, before going to screw up the lives of others.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Debout, tas de nouilles !)

#36242
We read faster when we're not looking to understand.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Chou bi dou wouah !)

#36243
The problem with the future is that it keeps becoming the present.

Bill Watterson
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#36244
Childhood is short, the infinite maturity.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36245
When I grow up, I will not read the newspaper, I will not care to major problems and I'm not going to vote. That way I can complain about not to be represented by the Government.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36246
I gave up the duties. They are bad for self-esteem. Instead of trying to learn, I love me as I am.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36247
Without little Kiss, dreams are blurred.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - En avant, tête de thon !)

#36248
What he's funny in the sport, is getting dirty.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Adieu, monde cruel !)

#36249
Always a good compromise leaves everyone upset.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Que de misère humaine !)

#36250
As a parent, it's wanting both cuddle and strangle a child.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Debout, tas de nouilles !)

#36251
We don't get to the school than what we brought.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36252
I'm a genius. I'm so good that I can't believe. I have so many brain since I barely use it.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Enfin seuls !)

#36253
Happiness, it is to be famous for your financial success and to satisfy your whims.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Adieu, monde cruel !)

#36254
Most of the cures for the hiccups are made to entertain others.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Fini de rire !)

#36255
I will never have fun Sunday, because I can't seem to forget I have school the next day.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Fini de rire !)

#36256
If the night is black, it's so that nothing can distract us from our nightmares.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Allez, on se tire !)

#36257
The secret of success, it's to be there where needed when needed. But as you never know when it will be, we must find the perfect place and there remain planted.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36258
How would people react if the animals were bulldozed on their homes to plant trees?

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Chou bi dou wouah !)

#36259
You can take a tiger in the jungle, but the jungle never leaves the Tiger!

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Allez, on se tire !)

#36260
The proof most certain that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of them tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Weirdos from another planet)

#36261
Idiocy is the essence of men.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes)

#36262
If we don't laughed absurd things, we don't react to life.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36263
Why learn that ignorance is instantaneous?

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Enfin seuls !)

#36264
The story is fiction that we invent to persuade us that the events are known and that life has a meaning.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Que de misère humaine !)

#36265
The evidence that there are beings clever addition that on Earth is that they have not tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - On est fait comme des rats !)

#36266
The stars need to lift the brain, rather than the figure.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36267
Childhood is full of disappointments.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36268
Do you think that adults have delivered the world in State when they pass us?

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - On est fait comme des rats)

#36269
It seems that once people have grown up, they don't know what's cool.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Enfin seuls !)

#36270
Creativity, it does not open like a tap, so the proper mood.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36271
One of the remarkable things in life, it is that nothing is ever completely to bad. Everything can always get worse.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - On est fait comme des rats)

#36272
The architects should be forced to live in the buildings they design, authors of books for children should be forced to read their stories aloud every night of their fucking life.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Que de misère humaine !)

#36273
Self-esteem is not combined with the conditional.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - Complètement surbookés !)

#36274
Life would be more interesting with a generic and the laugh track.

Bill Watterson
(Calvin et Hobbes - En avant, tête de thon !)

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