Seth Messenger : Woody Allen's quotes

Woody Allen said :

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Woody Allen
(Quotes)
#834
In a hundred years, what would you like to say to you?-I would like to say: he's doing well for his age!

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#835
the future is the only thing that interests me, because I intend to spend the next few years.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#836
I think that people should stay together all their lives, like pigeons. Or Catholics.

Woody Allen
(Manhattan)


#837
Love is a word that is too weak to describe what I feel for you. I you soul, I smell you, I totem, I intimate to you!

Woody Allen
(Annie Hall)


#838
Many other details elude me, but I was traumatized when they stopped me in Beverly Hills two months more later for attempting to marry an oyster.

Woody Allen
(Destins Tordus)


#839
For the man who think, death is not an end but a beginning.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#840
Human beings prior to infinity, although it does not yet have all the options.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#841
Is there in nature something really perfect, except for the stupidity of my uncle?

Woody Allen
(L’amour coupé en deux)


#842
Man is a creature that is predestined to exist in his time, even if it isn't here we laugh the most.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#843
A patient needs the greatest calm, and not a ceaseless parade of fake asses come to marvel at his good looks!

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#844
Life has no purpose. Nothing is sustainable. Even the works of Shakespeare will disappear when the universe will disintegrate.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#845
Better not to think. Rest more on the body: it is more trustworthy.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#846
Sex between a man and a woman, it can be absolutely wonderful - provided that the man and woman suit you well.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#847
Sure, love is the answer. But while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises very pertinent questions.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#848
In summary, I would like to have a somewhat positive message to pass on. I have not... What two negative messages suit you?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#849
It's hard to make a movie, but for good work, it's worse!

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#850
When I'm not working, I think, and when I think, I get depressed.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#851
My films are a form of psychoanalysis, except that it is me who get paid, that changes everything!

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#852
Mistakes, I did. First, I was born. First mistake!

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#853
The money is better than poverty, not for financial reasons.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#854
My dream: become the sticky of Ursula Andress.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#855
When you're dead and someone shouts standing in there, it's time to get up, it's hard to put on his slippers.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#856
Death is a State of non-existence. This is not does not exist. So death does not exist.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#857
How is it possible to find significance in a limited universe, given my size and my neck size turn?

Woody Allen
(Mon allocution)


#858
UFO: These devices are actually from another planet, then if civilization who designed must have millions of years ahead of ours. Or that these people of the pot.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#859
A good and honest behavior is not only moral, but can also be done by phone.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#860
If the saucers come from another planet, why have their drivers they not tried to contact us instead of going in circles around the desert lands?

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#861
Everything that is good according to the parents, is not. The Sun, milk, red meat, the college.

Woody Allen
(Annie Hall - 1977)


#862
It is impossible to travel faster than light, and that would be stupid because we'd lose her hat on the way.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#863
Have faith in a divine intelligence inspires some peace. But she does not our human responsibilities free us. I have to watch my brother?

Woody Allen
(Mon allocution)


#864
There is a crucial difference between being and being. Belong to one or the other group is irrelevant as long as we have fun.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#865
God remains silent, if only we could convince the human being to do the same.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#866
Of course, science has taught us to pasteurize the cheese. But what about the hydrogen bomb?

Woody Allen
(Mon allocution)


#867
Ah, God, as the mind may hesitate as soon as it is concerned with moral or ethical considerations.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#868
Never find all the qualities you are looking for in one member of the opposite sex! On the one hand, the abyss yawning of the compromise. On the other hand, the supercharged and reprehensible unfaithful human existence.

Woody Allen
(L’Amour coupé en deux)


#869
Life is a small, bad and expensive restaurant. Besides, it's too short.

Woody Allen
(Annie Hall)


#870
I hate reality but it's still the only place where to be served a steak.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#871
Hollywood? This is a factory where they make seventeen films on an idea that is not worth a short film.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#872
I had to be shot this morning at six o'clock. But as I had a good lawyer, the peloton will happen only at six-thirty.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#873
Better to realize his wish that wish to have it done.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#874
If a man was immortal, do you realize what would be his mark butcher?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#875
Why bother to Cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#876
Why man kills? He kills for food. And not only that: often he's thirsty too.

Woody Allen
(Without Feathers)


#877
Why our days numbered and not, say... added up.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#878
When the sword is in your throat, what happens in the case of hiccups?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#879
It is difficult to live its own life, and at the same time, just sing.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#880
It seems that the world is divided between really good and bad: the good and the bad. The good sleep better... but guys enjoy much more of their waking hours.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#881
The lion and the calf should lie side by side, but the calf would sleep a lot.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#882
In Los Angeles, they don't throw their garbage. They make for television variety shows.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#883
Still obsessed with the idea of death, I meditate constantly. I constantly wonder if there is a later life and, if there is one, can we get the currency of twenty dollars?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#884
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

Woody Allen
(Maris et femmes)


#885
Everyone must find his solution.

Woody Allen
(Maris et femmes)


#886
As long as you haven't been kissed by one of those rainy afternoons Parisians, you have never been kissed.

Woody Allen
(Maris et femmes)


#887
Eighty percent of success is to be seen.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#888
The man exploits man and sometimes it's the opposite.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#889
Die is one of the few things that can be done both lying and standing.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#890
If I do so much love, it's that I had long trained alone.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#891
The show is a world of wolves. It's worse than a world of wolves. It's a world where wolves don't remind you on the phone.

Woody Allen
(Crimes et délits)


#892
The mouse is an animal who killed in sufficient quantity and in controlled conditions, produces a doctoral thesis.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#893
Without joy, no misfortune.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#894
It's not that I really am afraid to die, but I prefer not to be there when it happens.

Woody Allen
(Without Feathers)


#895
Women say I'm a bad shot. These are really bad language, how can they say that in 2 minutes?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#896
Life is divided into two categories: horror and misfortune.

Woody Allen
(Annie Hall)


#897
-Sex without love is an empty experience - Yes, but among empty experiences, it is one of the best!

Woody Allen
(Guerre et amour)


#898
The universe is never only a fleeting idea in the mind of God - thinking beautifully disturbing, as long as you just bought a House on credit.

Woody Allen
(Ma Philosophie)


#899
I have questions to your answers.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#900
Live Centennial, would give up all the things that make you want to live centenary.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#901
Humanity is at a crossroads: one path leads to despair, the other to total extinction. Hope we have the wisdom to know how to choose.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#902
The celebrity has given me a big advantage: women who say no to me are more beautiful than in the past.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#903
Artificial intelligence is defined as the opposite of natural stupidity.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#904
I met isosceles. He has an idea for a new triangle.

Woody Allen
(Destins Tordus)


#905
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#906
My parents had lived forty years together, but by pure animosity.

Woody Allen
(L’amour coupé en deux)


#907
Money is better than poverty, not for financial issues.

Woody Allen
(Dieu, Shakespeare et moi)


#908
Unfortunately, our politicians are either incompetent or corrupt. Sometimes both at the same time, the same day.

Woody Allen
(Mon allocution)


#909
-Do you analyze? - Oh, fifteen years. Another year, and after I try Lourdes.

Woody Allen
(Annie Hall)


#910
The man does not have his own misfortune, and if we suffer, it is by God's will, although I can't seem to understand why he feels obliged to so recover.

Woody Allen
(Pour en finir une bonne fois pour toute avec la culture)


#911
Not only there is no God but it is impossible to find a plumber on Sunday.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#912
I'd like to finish on a message of hope. I don't have one. In Exchange, what are two messages of despair would go you?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#913
Love is a kind of deadline for loneliness.

Woody Allen
(Maris et femmes)


#914
The trouble is like toilet paper, go, it comes ten.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#915
The future contains great opportunities. It also reveals traps. The problem will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize opportunities and go home for six hours.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#916
As long as the man is mortal, he will never be casual.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#917
The bed is a training ground for the coffin.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#918
We never saw a blind man in a nudist camp.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#919
I wanted to be a spy, but he had to swallow microfilm and my doctor told me.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#920
For my part, I am heterosexual. But admittedly, the bisexual is twice as likely Saturday night.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#921
The answer is Yes. But what was the question?

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#922
Most of the time, I'm not laughing a lot. And the rest of the time I'm not kidding.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#923
It is not so bad reincarnation if I could relive like sponge!

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#924
At home, we ate at the map. Pulling the ACE of Spades eats...

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#925
We live a much too permissive society. Never again pornography was spread with a such shamelessness. And increasingly, movies are blurry!

Woody Allen
(Mon Allocution)


#926
In your professional ascension, are still very nice for those that you exceed in amount. You will find them in the same place on the way down.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#927
When I listen to Wagner too, I want to invade the Poland.

Woody Allen
(Meurtre mystérieux à Manhattan)


#928
A dangerous driver, it is one that is beyond you despite your best efforts to prevent...

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#929
His kisses were inadequate... his whole body.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#930
According to modern astronomers, space is limited. This is a very comforting thought, especially for people who don't ever remember where they put things.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#931
The only way to be happy is to love suffer.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#932
I was expelled from school for cheating during a review of metaphysics; I was reading in the thoughts of my neighbor.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#933
Hey! Don't make fun of masturbation! It's sex with someone you love...

Woody Allen
(Annie Hall)


#934
If only God would give me a sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss Bank.

Woody Allen
(New Yorker - Novembre 1973)


#935
The first time I saw a naked woman, I thought it was a mistake.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#936
I took a speed reading course and I have read war and peace in twenty minutes. It's about the Russia.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#937
Is it good to know cannot be understood with the mind.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#938
Is sex dirty? Only when it is done well.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#939
Sex calms down tensions. Love causes them.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#940
The advantage of being smart, is that you can always do the jerk, while the opposite is totally impossible.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#941
We hesitated a moment between a divorce or a holiday. We thought a vacation in Bermuda, it's over in two weeks so that a divorce, it lasts lifetime.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#942
I prefer cremation the funeral and the two to a weekend with my wife.

Woody Allen
(Destins tordus)


#943
I really care about my watch, my grandfather, who sold it to me on his death bed.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#944
Eternity is a long, especially towards the end.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#945
The difference between sex and death, it's that die, you can do it alone, and no one will laugh at you.

Woody Allen
(New York Herald Tribune - 1975)


#946
And if everything was illusion and that nothing existed? In this case, I would have really paid my carpet too much.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#947
I do not believe in the afterlife but I'll still take spare underwear.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#948
Crime pays. We do a lot of hours and we travel a lot.

Woody Allen
(Prends l'oseille et tire-toi)


#949
A word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to sleep with me and she said no.

Woody Allen
(Woody Allen : Clown Prince of American Humor)


#950
Sex between two people, it's beautiful. Between five people, it's fantastic...

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#951
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality by not dying.

Woody Allen
(Woody Allen and his Comedy (Edward Lax))


#952
My brain? It is my second favorite organ.

Woody Allen
(Sleeper)


#953
I'm amazed at the number of people who want to know the universe while it is already hard enough to find in Chinatown in New York.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#954
Marriage is the death of hope.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#955
I don't eat oysters. I want my food to be dead. Sick or injured... dead.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#956
When I was kidnapped, my parents acted immediately: they rented my room.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#957
A Hitchhiker is a young woman, usually pretty and short dressed, which is located on your road when you're with your wife.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#958
The last time that I entered a woman was visiting the statue of liberty.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


#37558
I asked this girl if she had any plans for Saturday night, and she told me that she intended to commit suicide. So I asked her what she planned to do on Friday night.

Woody Allen
(Source inconnue)


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