Seth Messenger : W.C. Fields's quotes

W.C. Fields said :

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W.C. Fields
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#14395
A man must believe in something... Me, I think I want another drink!

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#14396
The funniest thing that can do a comedian, it's of not doing.

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#14397
If you don't succeed the first time, try it again, but insists no more. There is no need to waste time.

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#14398
Sitting at the crossroads of art and nature, trying to elucidate where Hollywood ends and begins delirium tremens.

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#14399
Never try to impress a woman! Because if you do, she will expect you to maintain the pace the rest of your life. And the rhythm, my friends, is the devastation.

W.C. Fields
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#14400
The resolutions taken during election campaigns are nothing other than the expansion of those taken in the new year.

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#14401
If the head of State is not an expert in the art of making resolutions, how can he expect break elegantly the promises of his campaign?

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#14402
Marriage is a vast and double adventure that many little probed the depths.

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#14403
That is what the Presidency or a splendid case or, in any case, a sacred combines?

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#14404
Most marital problems today stem from the fact that we too pamper our lovely companions.

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#14405
Too often there is a tendency in high places to accumulate the reasons for migraines without remedy.

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#14406
I have a bad memory for names, but I remember rarely face.

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#14407
Instead of prohibiting a person to do what she would do, force her to do what she would do.

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#14408
The major responsibility of a President is to extort taxpayer every penny possible.

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#14409
More than a gathering of friends was missed because the host had to meet someone he should have, but did not know the name.

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#14410
I love children - well done!

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#14411
I drink, therefore I am.

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#14412
The original Adam and Eve were also happy that it is possible to be when you don't have work to do, nor tax on the income, lawyer or doctor, child or dog.

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#14413
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

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#14414
You shall not commit adultery, unless you want to.

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#14415
More men drowned in alcohol in the sea.

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#14416
For me, women are like elephants: human beings great but I wouldn't at home.

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#14417
A man who hates dogs and who loves the Whiskey cannot be quite bad.

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#14418
If I drink, it's to make other interesting.

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#14419
My best friend died of drinking water. This is a clear case of internal drowning.

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#14420
If the clown is sad, it is simply because it is poorly paid.

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#14421
A man who hates children and dogs may not be all bad.

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#14422
You don't call the name of God before having exhausted all five-letter words.

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#14423
A good treatment for Insomnia is sleep a lot.

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#14424
Life: a man is lucky if he alive.

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#14425
Remember you that a dead fish can float with the current, but only a living fish can swim in the pick-me-up.

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#14426
When a comedian triggers unexpected laughter, his first reaction is to check if his fly is open.

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It was then 16:24:46 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
mandarin : 你的预感 | french : Mon Ange | english : My angel | mandarin : 拉兰德 | spanish : Una corazonada de ti | german : Neuigkeiten hinter der Scheibe. | english : To the wrath of the righteous | french : Une intuition de toi | french : Qui est Seth Messenger ? | mandarin : 正义的愤怒 | english : You would like to read more? | french : Mon nom est Pierre | french : Patience | english : A hunch of you | english : The Wait | german : Wer ist Seth Messenger? | german : Mein Engel | english : New beginning | german : Die Lande | spanish : Mi nombre es Peter | german : Auf die Wut des Gerechten | spanish : La Lande | french : Aux colères du juste | spanish : ¿Quién es Seth Messenger? | english : My name is Pierre | mandarin : 来自玻璃后面的消息 | spanish : Va a pasar cerca de ti. | french : Ca arrivera près de chez vous | spanish : Nuevo comienzo | german : Neuer Anfang | english : Who is Seth Messenger? | mandarin : 耐心 | english : The Moor | german : Geduld | spanish : Paciencia | english : It's going to happen near you | mandarin : 我的天使 | french : La Lande | spanish : A la ira de los justos | mandarin : 我叫彼得 | spanish : Noticias desde detrás del cristal | english : News from behind the glass | mandarin : 你想多读些吗? | german : Mein Name ist Pierre. | german : Möchten Sie mehr lesen? | french : Nouveau départ | spanish : Mi ángel | french : Vous aimeriez en lire d'avantage ? | german : Es wird in Ihrer Nähe passieren. | mandarin : 赛斯信使是谁? | french : Des nouvelles de derrière la vitre | spanish : ¿Le gustaría leer más? | german : Eine Ahnung von dir | mandarin : 它会发生在你附近。 | mandarin : 新开始 |
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