Seth Messenger : Raymond Devos's quotes

Raymond Devos said :

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Raymond Devos
(Quotes)
#12038
I know a gentleman, a professional Hitchhiker. An accident at work happened to him... he lost the thumb!

Raymond Devos
(Les gens sont très marqués par ce qu’ils font)


#12039
We know more what it is darkness. By trying to shed light on anything, it is nothing!

Raymond Devos
(Les ombres d’antan)


#12040
Paradoxically, on a car, you have drum brakes, while on a drum, you have not auto-frein!

Raymond Devos
(Je roule pour vous)


#12041
You know, the ideas they are in the air. Just someone want you too closely, so that you catch them!

Raymond Devos
(Echange d’idées)


#12042
When you claim, as I lead people in the imagination, be able to bring them back in the real world, then... and without damage!

Raymond Devos
(Supporter l’imaginaire)


#12043
I have a boyfriend, it is test pilot... well, it is not yet; for now, he's trying to be a pilot!

Raymond Devos
(Le Progrès c’est formidable)


#12044
-Is the stories that tell you do not prevent you from sleep?-so, but as these are stories to sleep standing up, I get!

Raymond Devos
(Le Vent de la révolte)


#12045
All environmentalists are colorblind, they see green everywhere!

Raymond Devos
(L’esprit faussé)


#12046
Sir, what I admire in you, is that you have the courage to be yourself; with all that it entails of ridiculous!

Raymond Devos
(Le Sens du ridicule)


#12047
In France, we don't have oil, but we have ideas! So, I swapped my two horses against a two oxen!

Raymond Devos
(Ma deux boeufs)


#12048
A mute is an unparliamentary.

Raymond Devos
(Les antipodes)


#12049
Have you noticed that at table the dishes we serve put you words in the mouth?

Raymond Devos
(Alimenter la conversation)


#12050
I don't like to be home. So much so that when I go to someone and he told me: you are here at home, I'm going home!

Raymond Devos
(Je roule pour vous)


#12051
He drank all my words, and as I speak much, at some point, I see that wobbled...

Raymond Devos
(Supporter l’imaginaire)


#12052
I know a critic who is at the same time author... which puts him as the author in a critical situation.

Raymond Devos
(L’auteur critique ou un cas de dédoublement)


#12053
When we ask people to observe silence... instead of the watch, as there is an eclipse of the Moon, they listen to him!

Raymond Devos
(Un ange passe)


#12054
If my wife must be a widow one day, I'd rather be in my lifetime.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12055
I love be taken in flagrante delirium.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12056
I was yesterday at the movies. A movie in black and white. Not a color film: I'm in mourning.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12057
Because there are magicians who will promise you the moon... I promise you the Sun!

Raymond Devos
(La Boule volante)


#12058
When we met, my wife and I, we were so shy two we didn't dare to look. Now, we can't see!

Raymond Devos
(Ma femme)


#12059
My right foot is jealous of my left foot. When one moves, the other wants to exceed it. And I, like a fool, I walk!

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12060
Telepathy, is the phone of the future.

Raymond Devos
(Télépathie)


#12061
- But why are they so fast? - to save time! Like the weather, it's money more they run fast, more they win!

Raymond Devos
(Où courent-ils ?)


#12062
When I have nothing to say, I want to know!

Raymond Devos
(Parler pour ne rien dire)


#12063
A Minister, it does not sell! You can sometimes buy! But it doesn't sell!

Raymond Devos
(Les neuf veaux)


#12064
-The crazy don't like walking... - why? - because it spleen!

Raymond Devos
(Où courent-ils ?)


#12065
A believer, it is an antiseptic.

Raymond Devos
(Les antipodes)


#12066
Nothing, is not nothing! The proof is that we can subtract it. Example: = nothing less nothing less than nothing!

Raymond Devos
(Parler pour ne rien dire)


#12067
A loser... Miss it's estimate to have succeeded where the others they missed!

Raymond Devos
(Je me suis fait tout seul)


#12068
Even with God, should not tempt fate!

Raymond Devos
(La chute ascensionnelle)


#12069
Being reasonable in all circumstances? It would be foolish...

Raymond Devos
(Un jour sans moi)


#12070
It's relying always on the next disaster we could do the same day that our will avoid it?

Raymond Devos
(Parler pour ne rien dire)


#12071
For God, the imaginary is a figment of the imagination. It goes beyond the fiction!

Raymond Devos
(L'Artiste)


#12072
People all say the same thing! They all say, when something happened to them: "It's up to me!"

Raymond Devos
(Ça n'arrive qu'à moi !)


#12075
Should not believe that officials of yesterday were more ignorant of the situation than are those of today!

Raymond Devos
(Parler pour ne rien dire)


#12076
For example, I have heard that there are some things that in one ear and out the other. I never saw nothing in one ear and out even less!

Raymond Devos
(Prêter l’oreille)


#12077
Stay up late night.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12078
Do nothing, it can say. It can't be done!

Raymond Devos
(Ca peut se dire, ça ne peut pas se faire)


#12079
If you break a piece of wood into two, there are still two pieces at each end.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12080
Whenever your wife run away, you write one.

Raymond Devos
(Fugue et variations)


#12081
I have a friend who is xenophobic. He hates so much foreigners when he goes home, he can't stand!

Raymond Devos
(Xénophobie)


#12082
I wrote a novel that takes in one sentence! It's the life of a monk, told by himself: he was a faith... mine.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12083
The craziest reason is always the best.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12084
The flu, it lasts eight days if we treat and a week if we do nothing.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12085
Whenever my collector came back, I was paying a tax on the income.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12086
Once it's nothing; two times nothing, is not much, but for three times nothing, one can already buy something, and for cheap.

Raymond Devos
(Parler pour ne rien dire)


#12087
-What did you look at? It is the road map?-no! It's the wine list. This is to avoid traffic jams!

Raymond Devos
(Supporter l’imaginaire)


#12088
It is to satisfy the meanings we make love; and that's the essence we do the war.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12089
Most people prefer to drag their skin under the sheets rather than risk it under the flags.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12090
If you can find anything, it's that nothing is worth something less.

Raymond Devos
(Parler pour ne rien dire)


#12091
As soon as the silence is, people inside it.

Raymond Devos
(Un ange passe)


#12092
I do expect people to make them pass the time.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12093
The intellectual whose wealth is all inner has nothing to fear from the collector who wants to tax him on his trappings of wealth.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12094
It often takes for someone, while at the bottom, several.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12095
Laughter is a serious thing with which we should not joke.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12096
When a man said nothing while everyone speaks, we hear more than him!

Raymond Devos
(Minorités agissantes)


#12097
I started on the clarinet. It is the closest English.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12098
A song, it's an air which starts with enter you in one ear and eventually get through the eyes.

Raymond Devos
(Prêter l’oreille)


#12099
As long as we laugh at things, they are more dangerous.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12100
Which lends to laugh is never sure to be repaid.

Raymond Devos
(Sens dessus dessous)


#12101
When the Greens see red, they vote white.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12102
The ebb and flow make me tide.

Raymond Devos
(Le Flux et le reflux)


#12103
I happened to listen to a deaf person. He did no better.

Raymond Devos
(Prêter l’oreille)


#12104
The other day, at the Café, I order a half. I drink half of it. There had left me.

Raymond Devos
(Il y a des choses bizarres)


#12105
I am clever left-handed and I'm left with the right hand.

Raymond Devos
(Artiste ou ouvrier)


#12106
If you were more beautiful, I'd already tired. While there, yet I only used me!

Raymond Devos
(Ma femme)


#12107
All night, I thought I heard the chromosome in addition that circling in my box and less.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12108
If God is not married, why are we talking about his great mercy?

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12109
Is the father of the hen egg or the hen egg mother?

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12110
A gardener who is sabotaging a lawn is a murderer in grass.

Raymond Devos
(Les Chansons que je ne chante pas)


#12111
I believe in immortality and yet I'm afraid to die before knowing.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


#12112
It is always wrong to try to be right in front of people who have every reason to believe that they are not wrong!

Raymond Devos
(A tort ou à raison)


#12113
When an oak tree, he knows that his last hour has arrived.

Raymond Devos
(Source inconnue)


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The content of this page was last u p d a t ed on Saturday January 7, 2023.
It was then 18:49:58 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
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