Seth Messenger : Pierre Doris's quotes

Pierre Doris said :

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Pierre Doris
(Quotes)
#12714
Council to pushy: eat shoe Polish, you will shine in society!

Pierre Doris
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#12715
I missed my two marriages. My first wife is a party; the second remained...

Pierre Doris
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#12716
My wife is so big that everywhere I look, it is there.

Pierre Doris
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#12717
Do love passes the time. And time makes love pass.

Pierre Doris
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#12718
The only difference between a laugh and a crazy laugh, it's the shirt!

Pierre Doris
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#12719
Paris will soon be the only city in the world where, wake up, we can hear the birds cough.

Pierre Doris
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#12720
-I'm fading! said the firefighter before he died.

Pierre Doris
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#12721
On the wall of a cemetery I read: defence to deposit garbage. Yet no hearse're never going back!

Pierre Doris
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#12722
There are girls and girls properly as it should.

Pierre Doris
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#12723
I joined the Navy the day where my father taught me that I was on Earth to work.

Pierre Doris
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#12724
Ecology: never ever breath before boiling your air!

Pierre Doris
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#12725
Fall ever in love with a blind woman, you'd end up squinting.

Pierre Doris
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#12726
Even a legless man can take his foot!

Pierre Doris
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#12727
Many elegant women dress to credit and get naked for cash.

Pierre Doris
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#12728
The lions have a big head so that they don't go through the bars.

Pierre Doris
(Pierre Doris raconte...)


#12729
Philosophical thinking: between the first cry and the last rail, there is only a series of unimportant words!

Pierre Doris
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#12730
My wife loves all that is fine... Sugar, for example.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12731
The advantage of love at first sight is that it saves time.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12732
Tips for parents: send your girl at the Faculty of letters. So, later, when she will cook, she can think.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12733
I just take the first step on the road to divorce. That is, I just got engaged...

Pierre Doris
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#12734
Sometimes a syphilitic have self-esteem.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12735
Vital question: who invented the inventors?

Pierre Doris
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#12736
Can't we do be and have been. This is not quite true... I known stupid guys who always are.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12737
My father was so miserly that he forced me to walk up that I use too much my shoes.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12738
I did my first gala in a home for the elderly. I had a lot of trouble to cheer them up.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12739
Every morning, I bring my wife coffee in bed... She has only to grind it!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12740
My wife left me when I told her that her stockings were folds. And, that day, she wore no stockings.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12741
Man is the only animal that built graves!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12742
If your wife want to live a more expensive apartment, you don't have to move. Go see your owner and ask him to increase his rent.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12743
I've known a Dyer who died at the task.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12744
One of my brothers was so thin that when he drank a glass of red wine, we took it for a thermometer.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12745
Life is neither long nor short. But she lengths...

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12746
I knew a guy who had the front so wrinkled to put on his hat, he screwed!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12747
I love my mother-in-law. I love it so much that I take him everywhere with me. But she always find home...

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12748
I knew a guy who was so cheap that he had hired a good blind... to save electricity!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12749
How are your parents? Always at the same cemetery?

Pierre Doris
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#12750
A man can, without risk, make fun of a woman pregnant; It never happen to him.

Pierre Doris
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#12751
I have a friend who has a great situation. It has five thousand people below him! He mows the grass in a cemetery...

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12752
Go figure: the work ennobles man, but makes slave!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12753
Disinterested advice: don't kill you at work! Buy a gun, it's less tiring!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12754
It is said that the youth no longer believes in anything. How sad... And if one day Santa Claus no longer believed in children!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12755
Many women are struggling to have a mink coat. Big mistake! Because to have a mink, just do not struggle.

Pierre Doris
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#12756
Atomic submarines do surface once every two years. And only for sailors to re-enlist.

Pierre Doris
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#12757
One day, my grandfather leaned on his past. As there is no guardrail, he fell into oblivion.

Pierre Doris
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#12758
It is very beautiful a tree in a graveyard. Looks like a coffin that grows...

Pierre Doris
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#12759
-I talk in my sleep. At the office, it's embarrassing.

Pierre Doris
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#12760
When I think you invented the unmanned aircraft and smokeless powder, and that one was not done to find the dot without a woman...

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12761
This film was so bad that people lined up to get out.

Pierre Doris
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#12762
My wife is so lazy that she does not even his age.

Pierre Doris
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#12763
Tolerance: this is when you know idiots and we don't say names.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12764
The dead are lucky: they see their families only once a year, in October.

Pierre Doris
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#12765
Do not kill you at work; buy a gun, it's less tiring.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12766
To past gifts, I offered a Chair to my mother-in-law. To the next, I'll electrify.

Pierre Doris
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#12767
With all the promises that are our members, the total budget of the United States would be insufficient for a single french Department.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12768
The true music lover is the one who sticks his ear to the bathroom lock in order to hear a woman singing.

Pierre Doris
(Pierre Doris raconte...)


#12769
It is the animals that never get tired to hear the music. For example the wooden horses.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12770
Man proposes, God disposes, the woman stands.

Pierre Doris
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#12771
My wife is helpless: Fortunately for her, it would confuse her with an elephant.

Pierre Doris
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#12772
Finding: the tree is a horizontal tree!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12773
Letter found in the pocket of a suicide: I was too happy. This couldn't last.

Pierre Doris
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#12774
To guide the blind, we draw up the demi-chiens.

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12775
Nuance: when the man is dead, bury it. When the tree is dead, we dig!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12776
Board of a Hunter: to chase the rabbit, stand behind a tree and imitate the cry of the carrot!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


#12777
When a diabetic died carbonized, do not be surprised if smells like caramel!

Pierre Doris
(Source inconnue)


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The content of this page was last u p d a t ed on Saturday January 7, 2023.
It was then 17:33:44 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
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