Seth Messenger : Pierre Desproges's quotes

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Pierre Desproges
(Quotes)
#11787
The enemy is like sex. Need to shoot from time to time to have peace.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11788
Brain hemorrhages are less common among football players. The brains also!

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11789
Marguerite Duras didn't write that a pork pie, she in was also filmed.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11790
The whisky is the cognac of the con.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu à l'usage de l'élite et des biens nantis)


#11791
Cast is: they are talkative, to the East station. Cast West: Montparnasse also.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11792
The enemy is stupid: he thinks we're the enemy then it's him!

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11793
Blind hate is not deaf.

Pierre Desproges
(Chroniques de la haine ordinaire)


#11794
It was recognized the citizen that he had part in the cult of the city, and it was this participation came to him in all of his civil and political rights.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11795
Please accept, my treasure, the expression of my feelings distinguished.

Pierre Desproges
(Les perles des impôts, d'Eugénie Berthet)


#11796
Live the city in August, living the sea in June, is the ultimate aristocracy and the rare elegance of the hexagonal ISIN.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11797
They sit on purpose on chairs studded for sore ass for centuries. That, it's people who believe in God.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11798
It pays sometimes to take his time. Defeats of the early bafreur and the premature ejaculator faces speak for themselves in this regard.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11799
Insects are invertebrates of the branch line of the articulated. There is not to brag.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu à l’usage de l’élite et des biens nantis)


#11800
To feed, the Japanese eat rice without blanquette! I'm still laughing.

Pierre Desproges
(Les étrangers sont nuls)


#11801
The moral rigor and the height of thought overlap like animals.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11802
The deaf eye is normal.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11803
Without the enemy war is ridiculous.

Pierre Desproges
(Manuel de savoir vivre à l’usage des rustres et des malpolis)


#11804
The two essential features of English are humor and turf. Without humor and turf, English withers away and fades and becomes hollow as a concerto of Schönberg.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11805
God, host or not, is a dish best served cold.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11806
The miscarriage of Justice is the most trusted ally of justice of exception. How many innocent people would run again, if there were no miscarriages of Justice?

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11807
Hairdressers are totally unnecessary element of a nation with the military, academics and the poop on the sidewalk.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11808
Graduates are made for people who have no talent. You have talent? Don't fuck with you to take the ferry.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11809
Quadruple sea Trifouilly crime cleared up: the murderer was a friend of the family. One shudders at the idea that c' could be an enemy of the family.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11810
Maybe, God is eternal, but not as much as the human stupidity.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11811
My wife is very focused on sex. Unfortunately, it is not on mine.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11812
Nostalgia, it's like sunburn: it's been quite a while, it's bad at night.

Pierre Desproges
(Chronique de la haine ordinaire)


#11813
Heroism, it is still the best way to become famous when one has no talent.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11814
The President of the Republic is guardian of the Constitution and while he does that, he is not at the bistro.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11815
I was with my wife a solid reputation of monogamous.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11816
Old mature is the period of life that precedes the rotten age.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11817
A civilization without Science, it would be as absurd as a fish without a bicycle.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11818
Gotta laugh at everything. It is extremely important. It is the only human way of curling lucidity without falling in.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11819
The man is indeed the only mammal sufficiently sophisticated to think poke of pokers in the eye of a lieutenant-commander in order to make him confess to the age of the captain.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11820
I like stories that end badly. These are the most beautiful because they are the ones who look like the most to life.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11821
This is not modesty that I do not show my kids to all passers-by. It's because I don't have the means to pay the ransom.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11822
I am not a racist, but he must face facts: children are not people like us.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11823
Democracy is the worst dictatorships, because she's the dictatorship exerted by the largest number on the minority.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11824
The international norm is the sum of taboos that punctuate the life of a civilized being, that is stuck between the rules of knowledge - birth and death of knowledge.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11825
We can very well live without any kind of culture.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11826
I could not be a butcher. I didn't have the heart. I couldn't be a matador. I didn't have the guts. I couldn't be Bardot. I didn't have buttocks.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11827
He was so obsessed at the end he was jumping even meals.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11828
The feminine of Director is the warden's wife.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11829
I try not to live in contradiction with ideas that I do not defend.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11830
Commercial success, the only one that's worth. The success never lead their beneficiary to spinach without butter.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11831
This isn't because I'm paranoid that they aren't all after me.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11832
A gentleman is someone who knows how to play the bagpipes and who do not play.

Pierre Desproges
(Le Tribunal des flagrants délires)


#11833
Are there in the world more completely outrageous that beauty privilege?

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11834
And he can't live without oxygen, man cannot live without a woman.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11835
Is it essential to be cultivated when he can just keep his mouth shut to shine in society?

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11836
Two thirds of the world's children die of hunger, while the other third die of his excess cholesterol.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11837
The time without respite to the final hole.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11838
It is feverish romanticism and not cool mold: when abused, it's heartbreaking.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11839
The woman often is a nice Playmate for the man.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11840
Me, I have cancer, I won't, I'm against.

Pierre Desproges
(Musée Grévin)


#11841
A book was not made to be read but only to be sold.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11842
To make your honeymoon trip a complete success on tourism, sentimental and sexual, the first thing to do is to go alone.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11843
In heaven, we're sitting at the right hand of God: it is normal, this is the place of the dead.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11844
The humor comes alone to man as to the pubic hair.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11845
Kill yourself young, you'll enjoy death.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11846
God said: "You shall love your neighbor as yourself." First, God or not, I hate that it is near me...

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11847
Devoid of soul, the woman is unable to ascend to God. However, it is generally provided a ladder that allows him to ascend to the ceiling to make the tiles. That's all what we asked.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire du superflu)


#11848
The aspirations of the poor are not far removed from the realities of the rich.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11849
All you whether you're bastard, we're no less naïve and likely disappointments.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11850
Laughter is never free: man gives to cry but ready to laugh.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11851
Research needs money in two priority areas: cancer and anti-ballistic missile. For anti-ballistic missile, there are taxes. For cancer, we're doing the quest.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11852
Observe an ancient Greek: it is wrapped in a sheet, he holds a scroll and it brings to the world civilization.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11853
You should eat to live and not live to eat. And he must drink to live and not live without drinking, otherwise it's disgusting.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11854
I want to suggest a hypothesis, according to which the low participation of women in politics would be simple contempt they have.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11855
Relaxation: must not press it!

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11856
A psychotic, is someone who thinks that 2 and 2 make 5, and who is fully satisfied. A neurotic is somebody who knows that 2 and 2 make 4, and makes him sick!

Pierre Desproges
(Textes de scènes)


#11857
The adult does not believe in Santa Claus. He votes.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11858
Life is a matter of choice. It begins with: "the nipple or nipple?" And it ends with: "oak or FIR?"

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11859
I'm a lefty upsetting. It's stronger than me. Please screw the right-handed.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11860
Saying: "Willy in June, layette in March".

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11861
Testis unus, testis nullus: Let's not far with one ball.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11862
As for these ferocious soldiers, I say, is not to tell, but do nothing to low in our campaigns.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11863
Word of Barber: it is forbidden to go down before the line.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11864
The culture is like love. Go to taps at the beginning for good to enjoy later.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11865
And then what, what culture? When he wrote Hamlet, had Molière read Rostand? No.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11866
The more I know men, more I love my dog. Most women I know, less I like my dog.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11867
The horses are all ungulates. But this isn't a reason to take them for idiots.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11868
The man of science knows that, over the centuries, him, that only science, was able bring the clock time clock and the automatic parking meter without which it is not possible earthly happiness.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11869
Torture: the common female name, but it's not my fault. More costume three pieces or clamp to bike, is the practice of torture, which distinguishes humans from the beast for sure.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11870
The elite of this country can do and undo modes, following the maxim that proclaims: "I think, so you follow."

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11871
Intelligence, it is the only tool that allows humans to the extent of his misfortune.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11872
Like the louse, the hairdresser is a parasite of the hair.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11873
The characteristic dress of the con is an irresistible urge to dress like everyone else.

Pierre Desproges
(Manuel du savoir-vivre)


#11874
Without battery, we lose face.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11875
The "tender inclination" can occur at any time and in any place, the ball, at the Carnival, on the bus, more rarely during a Scrum in the five nations tournament.

Pierre Desproges
(Manuel de savoir-vivre)


#11876
There is one case where it is appropriate to address an ugly woman. It is to ask him if she does not know the address of a pretty woman.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11877
There are only two kinds of taxi drivers: those who stink tobacco, and those that prevent you from smoking.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons Heureux en attendant la mort)


#11878
And then our ways diverge, and diverge it is huge.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11879
Quadrumane: Who has four hands. Example: the Nightingale is not quadrumane.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11880
Apart from the right, there is nothing in the world that I despise as much as the left.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11881
If this is the best who are the first, think so early ejaculation?

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11882
Moon landing: Technical process of filing idiots on a childish dream.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11883
We can laugh at everything, but not with everyone.

Pierre Desproges
(Tribunal des flagrants délires)


#11884
The enemy sometimes disguises itself as geranium, but cannot be mistaken, because while the geranium is in our windows, the enemy is upon us.

Pierre Desproges
(Manuel du savoir-vivre)


#11885
We recognize the ginger haired father and shark teeth of the mother.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11886
To stay beautiful. If you have breasts that fall, do you nose, it diverts attention.

Pierre Desproges
(L’Almanach)


#11887
Intelligence, it's like parachutes, when there is no, it crashes.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11888
Love... There are those who talk about it and there are those that do. From what it seems urgent to shut.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11889
We have not taken the Bastille opera.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11890
Childbirth is painful. Fortunately, the woman holds the hand of man. Thus, it suffers less.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11891
The woman is close enough to the man, like the Brittany. A detail missing in the Brittany that speech so that missing the woman to keep quiet.

Pierre Desproges
(Dictionnaire superflu)


#11892
Why the name of French Academy? This is the question that everyone except the french academicians who cares as long as they are not cold at the knees...

Pierre Desproges
(Manuel de savoir-vivre)


#11893
There is only a difference of intent between a bad Cook and a poisoner.

Pierre Desproges
(L’Almanach)


#11894
I'm not for the objects, on the contrary I like it when it's me that does not move.

Pierre Desproges
(Les Etrangers sont nuls)


#11895
When there are more than four we're a bunch of jerks. More so, less than two, it's ideal.

Pierre Desproges
(Source inconnue)


#11896
Do not despair fools. With a little practice, it can happen to the military.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


#11897
You can mock, but never forget that one day or the other, it's one who taunts has it on the train.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11898
The neighbor is a pest close enough to the man.

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11899
If it was not Science, how many of us could benefit from their cancer for more than five years?

Pierre Desproges
(Vivons heureux en attendant la mort)


#11900
To combat seasickness, suck a nut of nutmeg (without swallowing it, it is toxic). If you don't have a nutmeg, go by bicycle.

Pierre Desproges
(L’almanach)


#11901
When a philosopher says, I understand more my question.

Pierre Desproges
(Fonds de tiroir)


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