Seth Messenger : Patrick Timsit's quotes

Patrick Timsit said :

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Patrick Timsit
(Quotes)
#33989
Women, it's not like the weather, it does not!

Patrick Timsit
(Quelqu’un de bien)


#33990
With women, there are three steps: you make them laugh, you do enjoy, you make them shit. And do not move to the third stage before the first two.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#33991
I never drink champagne, I don't like it, it's too expensive.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33992
The difference between a car and a motorcycle, it's on the bike there are two places of the dead.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33993
If I'm alone, it is because it has advantages. You do not expect to have the shower... and if it is dirty, you know who it is!

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33994
God built the world in a week and as we did not pay it, he added the disease.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33995
When I see the dogs say hello, I think that in every dog there must be a proctologist slumbering...

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33996
The bikers are in solidarity. When there is one that has an accident, they all stop... to see if there are still good parts.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33997
You know the shortest path between two points? The straight line. And the longest? The taxi!

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33998
A romantic, after the love he's depressed... Women, with the romantics it's while they depress.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#33999
It is said: the night all cats are gray. False: all cats are sleeping.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#34000
Mankind is improving, there is more boor, more selfish, more than loose, there more than the timid...

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#34001
Shyness, it's a terrible flaw, it hides all your qualities...

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#34002
I don't like women who sleep the first night. I hate it, it takes all afternoon.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#34003
They say: there are defeats that are wins... When I think about it, I had a lot of success.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#34004
We always say: American actresses, they do everything, they dance, they sing, they're acting. So what? The French actresses, they do everything: they have sex, they suck, they swallow!

Patrick Timsit
(Ne me cherchez pas)


#34005
Why there is no life on other planets? There is good in Châteauroux.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34006
Why a woman who has a lot of men is a bitch? And why a man who has many women it is not me?

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34007
The feminist work, drink, drive as guy and after they are surprised we fuck them.

Patrick Timsit
(Libération - 18 Février 1992)


#34008
God made man in his image, it's reassuring, that means he likes football.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l'ouvrir)


#34009
When the rich make love, they have a lot of fun; When the poor fuck, they have a lot of kids.

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l'ouvrir)


#34010
Three years of analysis: seventy thousand francs. All to learn that your mother is sleeping with your father. And besides she loves it!

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


#34011
Beware of psychoanalysis, it has a side effect: you become poor.

Patrick Timsit
(Libération)


#34012
Currently, we do everything for the disabled... Look at the cinemas, they made them accessible to people with physical disabilities? And TV, available to the mentally handicapped.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34013
Sometimes, I watch TV all day, it's boring! But when I turn it on, it's worse...

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34014
Retirement homes, it's like summer camp except that he won't return to school.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34015
Y' has no more shy than a football player. As soon as we give him money, soon he will bury it in the garden.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34016
There are 26 letters in the alphabet. There is only the order that changes. When you read a book, you read them all.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34017
There are four women for every man on Earth. Who stole my share?

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34018
The drug, it is a disaster. Y' more.

Patrick Timsit
(Source inconnue)


#34019
For me a good shot it's a chick who wants to sleep with me...

Patrick Timsit
(Fallait pas l’ouvrir)


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The content of this page was last u p d a t ed on Saturday January 7, 2023.
It was then 17:12:58 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
mandarin : 你的预感 | french : Mon Ange | english : My angel | mandarin : 拉兰德 | spanish : Una corazonada de ti | german : Neuigkeiten hinter der Scheibe. | english : To the wrath of the righteous | french : Une intuition de toi | french : Qui est Seth Messenger ? | mandarin : 正义的愤怒 | english : You would like to read more? | french : Mon nom est Pierre | french : Patience | english : A hunch of you | english : The Wait | german : Wer ist Seth Messenger? | german : Mein Engel | english : New beginning | german : Die Lande | spanish : Mi nombre es Peter | german : Auf die Wut des Gerechten | spanish : La Lande | french : Aux colères du juste | spanish : ¿Quién es Seth Messenger? | english : My name is Pierre | mandarin : 来自玻璃后面的消息 | spanish : Va a pasar cerca de ti. | french : Ca arrivera près de chez vous | spanish : Nuevo comienzo | german : Neuer Anfang | english : Who is Seth Messenger? | mandarin : 耐心 | english : The Moor | german : Geduld | spanish : Paciencia | english : It's going to happen near you | mandarin : 我的天使 | french : La Lande | spanish : A la ira de los justos | mandarin : 我叫彼得 | spanish : Noticias desde detrás del cristal | english : News from behind the glass | mandarin : 你想多读些吗? | german : Mein Name ist Pierre. | german : Möchten Sie mehr lesen? | french : Nouveau départ | spanish : Mi ángel | french : Vous aimeriez en lire d'avantage ? | german : Es wird in Ihrer Nähe passieren. | mandarin : 赛斯信使是谁? | french : Des nouvelles de derrière la vitre | spanish : ¿Le gustaría leer más? | german : Eine Ahnung von dir | mandarin : 它会发生在你附近。 | mandarin : 新开始 |
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