Seth Messenger : Patrick Sébastien's quotes

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Patrick Sébastien
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#31829
By limiting the speed, there will be soon more no windscreen available for the suicide of depressive mosquitoes.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31830
As soon as they learn to undress their shell, they turn red. I'm always fascinated by the modesty of the lobsters.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31831
I love the little touches in the places where to eat: in shellfish restaurants finger bowls and bags for vomit on flights in aircraft.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31832
This Mania to referendums for a Yes or a no.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31833
I chose to enlighten me only by candlelight... There is still a drawback... I have to roll slowly.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31834
Before getting married, we should require the quote of the divorce.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31835
They so much want to stay young that one day they will eventually put the photo of their ultrasound on their identity card.

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#31836
Unlike women who speak of their lovers, taxi drivers, them, don't charge you when it's too short.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31837
Does God exist?

Patrick Sébastien
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#31838
I love the portable. I hate talking in hand.

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#31839
In view of the hesitations of the man between the good and the bad, it is hoped that there are shuttles between heaven and hell.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31840
What's more stupid than the substitutes of a football team sitting on a bench under a glass cage... They can wait for him for a long time the bus.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31841
The alcoholic clown always has the same nose, even when he removes it.

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#31842
The real kindness is smile to the blind.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31843
Chirac did me a world of good. He saved me. And I want with it.

Patrick Sébastien
(France Dimanche.fr - 28)


#31844
45 years old she is still beautiful as the day... The problem is at night.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31845
How does cut down trees to make paper of the election campaign of the Green Party?

Patrick Sébastien
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#31846
I took the decision to no longer be suggestible. Is that what you think?

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#31847
It's not worth buying a new mattress if the credit that you took to pay keeps you awake.

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#31848
It has dozens of addresses of redone girlfriends. On the menu tonight: silicone notebook.

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#31849
These are often less bright women who most jewelry.

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#31850
I've been watching the flies. I do not understand why they say that they are dirty. They are always wipe hands before dinner.

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#31851
She is so beautiful that even wearing makeup, she can't be more beautiful.

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#31852
I don't eat snails of Burgundy as Burgundy. Elsewhere, it takes them too long to get.

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#31853
It is the century of the appearance. Sound or not to be, that is the question.

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#31854
This is rarely in the places where it ends its nights to find one with whom we will end his days.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31855
And if there were a factory of children stuffed for the bears?

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#31856
Well it had to happen. His best friend went with his best woman.

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#31857
It's because I'm well in its skin as I am in mine.

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#31858
He has drunk too much brandy... He's dead.

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#31859
The difference between women and coincidences, it's that there are coincidences that never disappoint.

Patrick Sébastien
(Le Masque et les plumes)


#31860
Earplugs are the Walkman of the poor.

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#31861
When I get out of the bistro, I walk through... I stop the crab chips.

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#31862
Eternity is warm, sweet and hold it very tight... This is the fist of my baby wrapped on my thumb.

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#31863
If pregnant women wore their baby in the back, there will be more seats in the subway.

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#31864
Is there something incestuous in making love to the mother of his children. Maybe that's why men have mistresses.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31865
This morning, I did the opening of the fishery. Nothing new... There is always a core inside.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31866
There is light in the refrigerators so that foods see permanently the date before which they have not the right to rot.

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#31867
It's so dirty at home they put a mat on the inside so that it dries the feet before going out...

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#31868
It's pouring... It is a time to hang himself.

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#31869
What I look for first in a woman, it's mine watching me.

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#31870
I called a plumber in October. He told me he'd come in June. One thing that I remember in may so that it tells me the year.

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#31871
Autumn trees make the stripteases to grow mushrooms.

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#31872
God created breasts to feed the children and let's it implants to feed the doctors.

Patrick Sébastien
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#31873
James Bond 007, you're talking about a secret agent, everyone knows.

Patrick Sébastien
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The content of this page was last u p d a t ed on Saturday January 7, 2023.
It was then 18:51:56 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
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