Seth Messenger : Michèle Bernier's quotes

Michèle Bernier said :

(Automatic translation)
Michèle Bernier
(Quotes)
#4187
Pinocchio had no chance: he had a hangover all his life!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4188
Young, it looks like a heart. Old, it looks like a pacemaker.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4189
It's hard to say no... as well when we mean it when we think not.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4190
Nasty stuff, even fashionable, remains bad.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4191
When God made the Turkey, he was drunk.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4192
A failed lift, it is not cosmetic surgery, it's just the surgery.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4193
-Why you read in the lines of the hand? - because in the lines of the feet is easy!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4194
The daily, does it use the couple, but only people too!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4195
The elegant man, is that leave you well dressed.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4196
At least when he's with his mistress, it is she who is forced to watch football!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4197
Bad faith is to give God to bad intentions.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4198
The last straw for a cheapskate, it's to give her leave!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4199
The Cosmonaut, home, it's getting yelled at when it is in the moon.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4200
Go to Alcoholics Anonymous, it's not funny: we can not even a drink with his new buddies!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4201
A girl recognizes a Bimbo to the fact she's hanging on the arm of the man that she had not.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4202
The problem, when we were happy at least once in his life, is that you can not do without.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit lLvre de Michèle Bernier)


#4203
Inner beauty is important, but in a nightclub, if you don't have the external beauty, you're drinking alone!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4204
Swimming in happiness, is to make the swim in its own pool.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4205
We spend our lives to be threatened with death.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4206
Happiness, it is never complete, it's a soft sponge with always a side who scratch.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4207
A humanist, is someone who does not know where ranks rice in her kitchen, but who will find tons of bags for small hungry of the world.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4208
When you feel alone, as well go abroad. As we know nobody, it's normal to be alone!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4209
When you take his legs around her neck, often go figure!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4210
A deceived woman doesn't have the right to complain: she is already married.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4211
What do we old breasts when we will actually put new ones?

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4212
Wrinkles it is well, it proves that we laughed at least once in his life.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4213
Especially do not put all your eggs in the same basket of crabs!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4214
The police have no authority. Normal: have you seen what they drive and how they are wearing?

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4215
You shall not murder. Except the time, your life.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4216
The bowtie lives more than 24 hours.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4217
In vegetarians, a good laugh is worth a good tofu!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4218
It's always the night of the first date that it starts raining on your hair.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4219
We wash their dirty laundry in family, but if we're alone you can also go to the laundromat.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4220
Fortunately there are words that can be said without knowing how to write.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4221
Superstition: never go under a black cat!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4222
The compass, it is stupid: it indicates the North while everyone would prefer the South!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4223
Bags under the eyes, it is frankly useless: you can't put anything in it!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4224
Even if sad, cheerful air to have.

Michèle Bernier
(Theatreonline.com)


#4225
The real recklessness is to let others worry about itself.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4226
Sport, it's a very bad idea: it's fattening when you stop!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4227
Political scientist is not the rude doctor.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4228
It's always when we got a late morning start the neighbor.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4229
The last straw for a fashion designer, is to stop on the highway at the junction of a ramp because he doesn't have his belt!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4230
If he forgets to wish me my birthday, it's that he doesn't see me grow old.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4231
Home nudists, when drag, you can also take a jacket!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4232
There's so much sad cemeteries that makes you not want to die.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4233
I refused to write my memoirs, I tell my future. It's called my memories of tomorrow.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4234
The sexologist is a maniac of the sexuality of others.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4235
Traffic jams, it's practical: it's a good excuse for being late.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4236
When we is not make-up for the evening, at least we're beautiful all night.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4237
It's okay to not appeal to everyone. That means that you like to the rest.

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


#4238
Being a model, it must be a priesthood. And it's done!

Michèle Bernier
(Le Petit Livre de Michèle Bernier)


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The content of this page was last u p d a t ed on Saturday January 7, 2023.
It was then 16:57:10 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
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