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José Artur
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#1289
If Joan of Arc had diabetes, all Rouen would have felt the caramel.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1290
True judgment, it will be God who will appear before the tribunal of the men.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1291
There are beings that are so ugly that they could attack their mother for damages, they would probably receive something.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1292
The verb be is more noble than the verb have.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1293
Drink or seduce, he must choose.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1294
Happy people you announce bereavement as well as a birth. It's to be the first to do so.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1295
Loneliness is often more acute for two only.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1296
We start by saying: "Don't do of noise when you come home", and this quickly became: "don't make noise if you come home."

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1297
To do a show, sometimes, it is better make mistress of Minister and master of philosophy.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1298
It is more interesting to gauge human beings rather than judging them.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1299
It is radio games like love: to know the purpose, we are disappointed.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1300
Radio and TV will always remain with or without image, the floor alternating with music, words and notes, nothing more.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1301
White is superior to the dark, it can Tan in the Sun, while black, in the shade, not white.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1302
A megalomaniac worker, it's not common.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1303
In modest people, the question is if they break the glasses faster they buy mustard.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1304
The truth is the opposite of the poison, she is dangerous in small doses.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1305
It is not easy to fuck a phony.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1306
Write a book with a dog demand more work than with a Negro.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1307
If sex with a fifteen year old girl is a minor embezzlement, have sex with a woman over seventy years is a violation of burial.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1308
A country house, it is fetching very closely the pleasure of coming home Monday.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1309
There are cameras so complicated that when we finished to make the point about a baby, it is already a soldier.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1310
It is difficult to have indulgence for crimes that we don't understand.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1311
I like insolence, if it's me who the mania.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1312
We should be able to prohibit marriage, as is done for the game.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1313
Imagine the head of a trapeze artist who soars into the void and that, instead of hands, sees its carrier partner idly, in protest.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1314
As long as the parents live, it looks to be immortal. After, never we won't be a child, for anyone.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1315
We don't really realize that one's lost roulette once out of the game room, not inside.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1316
There is nothing sadder than a season in the winter time.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1317
A country where a litre of gasoline became more expensive than the litre of Red is in danger.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1318
If the terrorists had donations of speaker and microphones, they would less bombs.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1319
I do not work on the eve of a day off.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1320
It's not because we have a bullet hole we deserve the military medal.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1321
Suicide, the only way to fucking death.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1322
My God be human is the dumbest invocation of the world.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1323
In an American soap opera, the suspense is very sustainable.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1324
If some women fuck as they lead, they run to the caesarean section.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1325
To God, every being who dies is a cold case.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1326
With the radio, especially at night, we can still dream.

José Artur
(Les Dossiers de l’Audiovisuel)


#1327
At halftime of the sports meetings, in front of the urinal, there are a lot of idiots, but it is still in front of the toilet ladies that there are as many tails.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1328
In radio, the secret to having the all-time- and global and more! -transmission time, that's be, if possible, completely natural and relaxed... and to have good health.

José Artur
(Les Dossiers de l’Audiovisuel)


#1329
For a miser, ejaculate is a waste.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1330
Malnutrition in the third world is due in large part to the decline of cannibalism.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1331
If the creator had not placed, in women, the playroom so close the firms, we don't talk about Freud.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1332
For the woman as for the elevator, you put your finger where you live.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1333
The heirs of billionaires pay little tears. Those who sob inside the naves, near the holy water, are not the family... that's why they cry.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1334
When it freezes, and there is no gloves, we support the alliance.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1335
The wandering hand driving instructors have a clear preference for the gear shift in the floor that allows some excesses.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1336
If there wasn't that good languages, we would all sleep.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1337
Copyright, culture and onanism are inalienable, we can even enjoy in prison.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1338
The only free school is skipping school.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1339
On the train, a pervert always has its place in the caboose.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1340
Honest man eat anywhere, but not with anyone.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1341
A friend of twenty years a bad sometimes, breasts... always.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1342
If the dogs instead of whine all the time, crying frankly, they pee less frequently and less boring.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1343
Many academics are more exhausted than their works.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1344
Eroticism, it is pornography, without gravity.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1345
The gold and the silver oxidize themselves and rot the others.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1346
The legend of Hamlet will never die, but some nights of Directors seriously hurt.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1347
A hair on the head is little, in the soup is a lot.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1348
One who steals with money in your Pocket get scared. The broke who steals is afraid.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1349
What remains the most difficult to forgive, it's the charity received.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1350
The sculptor of the future like the broken beauty.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1351
Dumber than a pigeon: an expired can of peas.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1352
The woman is much more penetrated that man.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1353
Watching a young woman sleeping delays the misogyny.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1354
Plastic disfigures the world, the plastic blew the rest.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1355
Map of the tender has been replaced by the credit card. It saves time.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1356
Among the poor, there is hair that become money.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1357
It is very rare for a failed life to receive alms from a successful death.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1358
A Virgin sexologist is a theorist of the parties.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1359
When we lie, we never slander.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1360
I finally understood, clearly, that there are things incomprehensible.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1361
Jerk of the head is not inappropriate.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1362
I got married once in the Church, twice for mayor, the rest, on the sly.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1363
When the tide comes in, it is more important to know who owns the sand Castle.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1364
We can talk to someone on the train, but it is more correct to talk to him in the ear.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1365
She was close to his money and me, even closer to his own.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1366
A Castrato who receives a scholarship, it is a waste.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1367
Black plums are white, when they are still green.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1368
A chicken in front of an omelet contemplates the whole of his work.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1369
With a very dirty, it is not enough to pass a SOAP, take gloves.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1370
To get coverage, going under the sheets.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1371
An Indian who has measles has not catching air.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1372
The non-culture is a single sign of wisdom.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1373
The parasite is a character to scratch.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1374
Spent 40 years, a woman who does not make his salvation for a man can be short-sighted, frigid or lesbian.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1375
The dreamlike lives are rarely dreamed lives.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1376
His wife an anti-rape is an abuse of power.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1377
Even the north pole has a South.

José Artur
(Pensées)


#1378
If the artists are lawns, the impresarios are mowers.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1379
It must be that a woman is open or closed.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1380
Some free dinners are so boring that a paid sandwich is by far better.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1381
Cut the phone home, from time to time, is a pleasure similar to that of the Ballerina who removes his slippers and her tutu.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1382
The untouchables have no price: they have a tariff.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1383
Once cooked, cancer doesn't matter who sucks her tail madly.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1384
In a House, who has the authority is often drooling the most.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1385
The first glass is better than the thirtieth, but worse than the second.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1386
The true mystery of religion: there are people to practice.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1387
A day begins badly when the bath is hotter than tea.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1388
Take the bull by the horns is more correct than to shoot the Devil by the tail, but more tiring than to suck a popsicle.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1389
We can live for years with his wife then it becomes progressively deaf.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1390
If a woman does not want, she speaks five hours, if she wants, she is silent ten minutes.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1391
Silence is the NAP of the noise.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1392
Pestle in the chicken, it's good; in the veteran, it is moving; in publishing, it's depressing.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1393
Such comic artists, comedians have to die to be respected.

José Artur
(Un jeune homme rangé)


#1394
To laugh a woman, it's to seduce her.

José Artur
(Un jeune homme rangé)


#1395
In Corsica, it is the donkey wearing anything but grief.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1396
Any being who has tried to live, will be punished with death.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1397
Even to leave a wife, one needs her.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1398
If there wasn't that rich people have children, there would be fewer poor people.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1399
The Sun is male, the Moon is feminine. As for me, I hesitate.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1400
There are really unbearable people: they have everything to be unhappy and they are not.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1401
The paint sells better than literature: it is easier to hammer a nail to finish a book.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1402
The scholarship or scholarships are leading the world.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1403
As you get older you become more and more obsessed, less sexual. Fortunately we have the kissing.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1404
The Sunday drivers fuck as they drive: not often enough, too fast and without insurance.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1405
You should never be ashamed of his letters of love, but sometimes the address.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1406
As long as she has her milk teeth, a woman is harmless.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1407
The ballot are more of the wastebaskets as places of reflection.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1408
There are two legal acts of life to hide before you perform them: voting and love.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1409
Eternal love is by accident or premature death.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1410
I stopped to send old clothes to the Abbé Pierre. He never puts them!

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1411
There is no smoke without fire.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1412
Flattering, we can't every time make a fortune, but we can eat every day.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1413
Jesus carrying his cross up the Hill of Golgotha, would have liked to have a devil to help him.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1414
The height of optimism, is a homosexual couple who buy a pram.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1415
The taxi is like the loan Bank, rare when you need him.

José Artur
(Parlons de moi, y'a que ça qui m'intéresse)


#1416
Get her belly on the scale does not less heavy.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1417
God will never receive the Nobel Peace Prize.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1418
The man begins by being a digestive tube, then a sex, sometimes a brain.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1419
Who am I? Where am I going? What is for lunch?

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1420
For every believer, death is a promotion.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


#1421
An incinerated cannot turn in his grave.

José Artur
(Les Pensées)


#1422
"Y' would have a lot to say", favorite phrase of people with nothing to say and who are obliged to pretend.

José Artur
(Source inconnue)


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