Seth Messenger : Guy Bedos's quotes

Guy Bedos said :

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Guy Bedos
(Quotes)
#3259
In a classic pattern, pass the oral stage at the anal stage: me, I'm stuck between the two, at the navel point

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3260
An actor who plays with his guts is an actor who is dying from cancer of the intestine.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3261
According to my Advisor, I am sentenced to forced Lifers bravos.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3262
When the franchise served as a springboard to stupidity, it is surprising to regret the hypocrisy.

Guy Bedos
(Journal d’un mégalo)


#3263
I really believe to freedom of the press when a journalist can write what he really thinks of his newspaper. In his journal.

Guy Bedos
(Journal d’un mégalo)


#3264
Advice to a teenager: If the girl is red, it is well known, she has the sweet skin. Therefore to have sex about 4 o'clock in the afternoon. For a snack.

Guy Bedos
(Journal d’un mégalo)


#3265
It's terrible, a civil war. Especially when it's done by the military.

Guy Bedos
(Journal d’un mégalo)


#3266
What consoles me to blow my sixtieth candle soon, it's that there is sex in sexagenarian.

Guy Bedos
(Journal d’un mégalo)


#3267
Around sixty, only two real questions arise: 1. When I die? 2. What? All the rest is distraction.

Guy Bedos
(Journal d’un mégalo)


#3268
The left says that she will do, but it does not. The right said nothing, but unfortunately, she does!

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1995)


#3269
Nothing that talking about the disease, it kills me.

Guy Bedos
(Drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3270
The only prize that really interested in a writer, it's the price of the book.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3271
Humor is a foreign language for some, they would have the subtitle

Guy Bedos
(Le Parisien, 21 septembre 2015)


#3272
I regret having scratched Jacques Chirac. Never it not inspired the same antipathy, the same anger that Sarkozy and his minions.

Guy Bedos
(Libération - 20)


#3273
It is not so much the money that counts: but the sum of cowardice, renunciations and betrayals of self that we had to do to achieve in his pocket it. That's expensive money.

Guy Bedos
(Libération - 1993)


#3274
If I had a my emblem flag would be the arms of honor.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3275
The TV comic humor that frozen is the large kitchen's laughter for microwave.

Guy Bedos
(Télérama - 1986)


#3276
If the disgust of the world gave him only the Holiness, I don't see how I could avoid the canonization.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3277
Hard to vibrate for a tomorrow that sing when you know that it is not part of the choir.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3278
A very young woman can fall genuinely in love with an old man, mainly if it is rich.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3279
A man keeping socks city with Bermuda shorts cannot be all bad.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3280
The real pleasure of the dispute, is reconciliation.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3281
I hate people who talk while I'm interrupting them.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3282
I'm anticlerical moderate, I love the empty churches.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3283
The left and power, it is like love: the best is on the stairs.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1982)


#3284
The electorate is increasingly reduced. It borders the fetus!

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1991)


#3285
I like to pick on people when they're down, especially if I started when they were standing.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3286
God is love but love is rated X.

Guy Bedos
(Lettre ouverte à sa Sainteté Jean-Paul II, Pape, Vatican, Rome)


#3287
My God, my God, deliver us from all religions!

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1995)


#3288
We listen to those who oppose abortion on tricoterait Bras to sperm.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3289
It's crazy the number of parrots of laughter who thrive on television screens. Unconscious or not, they are pushed all in pastiche or plagiarism. They aren't more clowns, they are clones.

Guy Bedos
(Parcours - 1992)


#3290
I tend to agree with those with whom I agree.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3291
The left is at the Center, the Center is on the right and the extreme right. Need to follow...

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1987)


#3292
The Russians are for disarmament - that of the opponent.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3293
The age-old dramaturgy of election campaigns: before, we are dreaming, then you wake up.

Guy Bedos
(Télé 7 Jours - 1997)


#3294
Hospital, we treat much better the dying than babies. As a father, it annoys, but as a future dead, it reassures.

Guy Bedos
(L'An 2000)


#3295
Receive stabbed during a comedy game, it gives memory holes.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3296
It's getting hard to be left. Especially when you're not right.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3297
There are people who are so ugly we should treat them as furniture in the summer: should they be covers.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3298
To define humor is to take the risk of running out.

Guy Bedos
(Les échos - 1987)


#3299
Being an artist, is to move to the singular form of the plural emotions. We are the anonymous speakers.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1990)


#3300
There are people, when they think, it is so low, that even said out loud, it's still very low.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3301
When the heart shows her ass, the theater becomes a brothel.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3302
The laughter is the particle of the comedians.

Guy Bedos
(La Nouvelle Gazette - 1994)


#3303
In the traffic of ideas as in the drug trade, we punish the user without touching the dealer!

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3304
Don't worry, the talent is not contagious.

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3305
The difference between the people and the public, is that the public pays... But usage, we see that a theater ticket is often less expensive than a ballot.

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3306
The function of the intellectual and artist is to express what everyone can see, to seize a plural word to share.

Guy Bedos
(Libération - 23 Décembre 1999)


#3307
Survey: 92 percent of French consider themselves happy. Survey B: 2 million illiterate people in France. My opinion, in the 92%, there are some who do not know their misfortune.

Guy Bedos
(Petites Drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3308
When you have everything, you should know to be modest.

Guy Bedos
(Cure-dents - 1974)


#3309
In France, a few people had promised to thousands others to change lives, and then they changed their minds.

Guy Bedos
(Bobino - 1981)


#3310
The night belongs to the day that precedes.

Guy Bedos
(En Attendant la bombe)


#3311
Politicians in the face of the press: it's not spitting in the mirrors we heal eczema.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3312
There is so much to say, and life is so short...

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3313
The freedom to be oneself, to which everyone should attempt to access, but also, for some, the freedom to be an idiot or a jerk.

Guy Bedos
(Libération - 1993)


#3314
It is always wrong to kill himself too early. It's run out of memory. Or imagination.

Guy Bedos
(L'Autre Journal - 1986)


#3315
Politicians are often compared to actors. It is very unfair to the players.

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3316
Everyone knows well that there is no racism but of racism: racism anti-pauvre, anti-jeune racism, racism anti-woman, anti-Arab racism... So, if you are a "poor young Arab woman!" ...

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3317
Poet I live, poet I meursMais like says it the ironic literary: do not throw indicator is not higher than her ass poeter.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3318
He must know how to resist the pessimism of others.

Guy Bedos
(L'Autre Journal - 1986)


#3319
I'm getting on stage and rejuvenates it in the room.

Guy Bedos
(Drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3320
Being vindictive bad as well, forget not more kick than a helping hand.

Guy Bedos
(Le Lampadaire - 1994)


#3321
It traded the CAP against the CAP. Now the harder it will be to change what's underneath.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1987)


#3322
Age remains for now what we found best to not die.

Guy Bedos
(France Inter - 1995)


#3323
If there are cows that are crazy it's because they were given to eat sheep. Others have become capricious and they called for couscous.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3324
Since all strings are engaged this battle for ratings, talk about intelligence on TV, it's like one distributed gastronomic guides in the Sahel.

Guy Bedos
(Jeune Afrique - 1992)


#3325
No one is immune from some sort of moral obesity: it is necessary to make sweat soul.

Guy Bedos
(Le journal du Dimanche - 1995)


#3326
The military make think of a theater troupe who would always repeat without ever playing. Failing to kill people, they kill time.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1989)


#3327
Sing and dance in the rain. As long as it is not radioactive.

Guy Bedos
(Les Femmes et le champagne)


#3328
The weather being more simple ideas, to be effective in anti-racism, it is not forbidden to be smart.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3329
You can love the caviar and wanting a blanquette of veal.

Guy Bedos
(Télérama - 1992)


#3330
Those who are against abortion, are the same ones who are for the death penalty.

Guy Bedos
(Drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3331
Commendable to monitor the movement of drugs in the projects, but should we not also worry about the consumption of pastis in stations?

Guy Bedos
(Libération - 1994)


#3332
The suicide is the ultimate expression of freedom. To know that one can choose his death, that helps to live.

Guy Bedos
(En attendant la bombe)


#3333
Happiness, it's badly negotiated swerved.

Guy Bedos
(Télérama - 1987)


#3334
The reduction of working time: for the unemployed, it's already done.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1997)


#3335
For the blind, they say blind, deaf, non-hearing, and for the idiots, including No.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3336
Since they in power, I never anything asked to Socialists. And it takes this justice, I got nothing.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3337
There is not only the bastards in the Government. We must remain objective. There is also incompetence.

Guy Bedos
(Journal du Centre - 1987)


#3338
We give the floor to those who want to take it.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3339
It says a lot that in politics, should not make quarrels of people. But then, what else?

Guy Bedos
(L'Autre journal - 1986)


#3340
Laughter, it's like the desire: can not pretend to bend.

Guy Bedos
(Lui - 1997)


#3341
Among teachers, some are laid off, others are aggregated, but there are some that should be removed!

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3342
We have to publish his works in his lifetime. Is to see the effect that feels!

Guy Bedos
(France Inter - 1980)


#3343
TV, up to fifty years, we're doing shows. Then we do the archives.

Guy Bedos
(La Voix du Nord - 1987)


#3344
Whether black, Jewish or Arab, a good man is a good man and son of a bitch will always be an asshole.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3345
For some journalists, humor is a foreign language. They need subtitles.

Guy Bedos
(Le journal du Dimanche - 1995)


#3346
Humor is not learned. It's like jazz, a domestic rate. It was or is not.

Guy Bedos
(Vers l'avenir - 1972)


#3347
Praise to God - and if it is to sell, buy, it's a growing value!

Guy Bedos
(Drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3348
In love the lukewarm icing.

Guy Bedos
(Libération - 1994)


#3349
The scholarship I care, I chose life.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1987)


#3350
Hell is other, heaven, too.

Guy Bedos
(La dépêche du Dimanche - 1996)


#3351
There are people who have s e l e c tive indignation. I have successive indignation.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3352
In education there is no more illiterate than elsewhere.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3353
The humor is also a way to resist.

Guy Bedos
(Les Migrations de Djeha de Saladin)


#3354
You pay the teachers. Otherwise, it's the kids who pay.

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3355
Teens, small it is cute... But past twelve, would freeze them!

Guy Bedos
(Les Ados, j'adore)


#3356
Freedom wears only if it is not used.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3357
Finally, democracy is a very overrated system. After the fishing license and hunting license, it should be established voting permit.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse -1997)


#3358
Vulgarity, it can not be improvised. It is vulgar. You're born vulgar. It's an affliction of the soul.

Guy Bedos
(France Inter - 1980)


#3359
Man is a thinking Reed inconsolable and cheerful.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3360
The applause, it is a convention.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3361
The memories are just confetti thrown on our history.

Guy Bedos
(Playboy - 1971)


#3362
There is a certain danger of narcissism in the obsession of seduction.

Guy Bedos
(Inconsolable et gai)


#3363
With hypodermic needles hidden under the sand, the tong is the condom on the foot.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3364
Make a child into the world in which we live, is to finger the apocalypse.

Guy Bedos
(Elle - 1983)


#3365
Against the camp of the silent majority, I chose the talkative minority.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3366
Do not take people for idiots, there are enough jerks to people.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1976)


#3367
The role of entertainers: one drop of lemon juice on the oyster.

Guy Bedos
(Télé Magazine - 1991)


#3368
The teaching of the letters is to literature what Gynecology is eroticism.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3369
Has nothing, no danger.

Guy Bedos
(Playboy - 1976)


#3370
There's not that son of a bitch to the Government, there are also incompetent.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3371
Megalomania is the silicone of the artists.

Guy Bedos
(La Marseillaise - 1990)


#3372
Unlike humor, this isn't serious, it is submission.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3373
Write his memoirs is coherent only if one kills himself at the end.

Guy Bedos
(Nouvelle République des Pyrénées - 1990)


#3374
It's nicer to be in love with a woman as indifferent to five.

Guy Bedos
(Elle - 1983)


#3375
The first Government to contest, it's his mother.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3376
Laughing death! Especially when it's the other.

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3377
Racism is not an opinion, it's a crime.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3378
I am fine. And if all went well, I'd be much better.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3379
There are journalists who have learned their craft at the hotel school. They ask the questions as we pass the dishes.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3380
Women we represent half of the electorate. Seen like this, the electoral body, excites me.

Guy Bedos
(Petites drôleries et autres méchancetés sans importance)


#3381
It's in the eyes of right-wingers that one realizes we're left.

Guy Bedos
(France Inter - 1980)


#3382
You noted that told a beef steak, Prime Rib, roast beef... But as soon as the Beast looks suspicious, it's mad cow disease that becomes!

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


#3383
Escape to the wealth tax, it is the revenge of the cicada on the Ant.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1996)


#3384
Getting married is as good with it as if we were all alone.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3385
Drink for drink for a long time.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1995)


#3386
In these times of AIDS loyalty, that's the understatement of scared.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3387
My mother, when she stopped scaring me, started to embarrass me.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3388
The difference between a steward and a server, is that the server, it is not obliged to bring to the customer a bag to throw up.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3389
Cruel well, who doesn't love punishes even better.

Guy Bedos
(Revue de presse - 1987)


#3390
The legion of honor for a comedian is professional misconduct.

Guy Bedos
(Ardennais Dimanche - 1995)


#3391
Be ready to die for the people it does not mean we're willing to live with.

Guy Bedos
(Source inconnue)


#3392
Celebrity is not easy to assume, I don't see anything worse, so maybe, anonymity.

Guy Bedos
(Merci pour tout)


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