Seth Messenger : Groucho Marx's quotes

Groucho Marx said :

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Groucho Marx
(Quotes)
#23652
You are one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Which proves nothing else. It is only by comparison!

Groucho Marx
(Copacabana)


#23653
Love can only be learned in books, because love is a small smart God who flutters, invisible, here, beyond, knock you out, then flees as the first spring swallows.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23654
Wives have their place in a home. They are irreplaceable for the children, and also to keep you in the loop when the neighbour has a new car.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23655
I was born very young.

Groucho Marx
(Les mémoires de Groucho Marx)


#23656
If a man owns a grocery store or bookstore and he gets sick, he can take someone to replace. If a player is sick, it stops immediately earn money at the time when it is most needed.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23657
If you have talent, he will be one day or the other: no need to hide light under a Lampshade.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23658
The best way to avoid the fall of hair, is to step aside.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23659
What be it, I'm against.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23660
Marriage and the prospect of a food thought are sometimes do strange things to women.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23661
My mother loved children; She would have given anything to pretend I am.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23662
It is difficult to be wrong when we made ourselves the questions and answers.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23663
If you forget a line, stick a cigar in his mouth and pull it until it comes back to you.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23664
The stomach has two uses. It contains your dinner and, what is no less important, is used to hold your pants.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23665
Money is not happiness, and that is absolutely true, but it's a cursed nice thing to have in a home.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23666
Age is not an interesting topic. Anyone can get old. The only thing to do is to live long enough.

Groucho Marx
(Les mémoires de Groucho Marx)


#23667
With all the crazies who govern us and pollute the atmosphere with lots of radioactive fallout, no one has time to check the accuracy of a quote made by anyone about anything.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23668
-I love you. - is that what you would think if I was poor? - Yes, but I will not tell you!

Groucho Marx
(L’Explorateur en folie)


#23669
No woman in the world is able to resist a proposal of marriage, was it the worst you idiot.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23670
The top of the skull is apparently the only place where there is no chance to grow hair.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23671
Salmon lives in boxes made of Tin, where it only comes out on Sunday evening when friends arrive unexpectedly.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23672
How can you stop a fat lady to sing when we forgot his submachine gun?

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23673
Everyone knows that love budding is a temporary form of insanity, and the only cure is a quick marriage.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23674
In medicine, the mode changes as often as high fashion. The medicine miracle of today will be the deadly poison of tomorrow.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23675
A bit of deprivation is generally the best way to help someone realize the benefits of a soft life.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 23 Février 1946)


#23676
Between two people connected emotionally, he cannot be honest criticism.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 16 Novembre 1945)


#23677
Get along with others is so vitally important that I do not understand why the University does not real courses in this area.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 11 Septembre 1945)


#23678
The man proved to be particularly astute foisting household work to the female. Is not that the work is hard but it is monotonous and boring!

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 23 Février 1946)


#23679
This isn't really a good idea to leave children alone far away from home because they understand very quickly that they do not need their parents.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 4 Août 1939)


#23680
Any woman with a choice between a job on the outside and the household is crazy if she does not flow on the job.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 23 Février 1946)


#23681
It is always difficult for a parent to appreciate as it should the value of the efforts made by his children.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 16 Novembre 1945)


#23682
The trouble with love is that many people confuse it with gastric embarrassment. When the crisis ends, they discover that they are married to a woman they had not hoped to their worst enemy.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23683
The concept of marriage is an aberration. It is impossible that it works, except in the case where it's two men who both love baseball and with separate incomes.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23684
Nothing arouses much love of literature to learn that the writer was shoved to jail to have awakened libido of millions...

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23685
The great wars are those conducted between the sexes rather than between nations. Men and women don't like each other and are only for sexual reasons. Otherwise, men would avoid women like the plague.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23686
Do not you stick in the skull that the rheumatism are not interested in love. In most cases, it is precisely by making love they caught rheumatism.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23687
I didn't like the play, but I saw her in bad conditions: the curtain was lifted and, in addition, the actors perfectly articulated.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23688
Between a woman and a cigar, always I will choose the cigar.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23689
Some side effects of human love: the Institute of beauty, the baking soda, the family.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23690
The funeral of boy's life meal has a triple purpose: drink more than reason, allow married friends of the future husband to escape their wives for a night and spend a few hours enjoying the impending doom of the poor bastard.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23691
The tails, as its name suggests, made you a reputation as a strange bird.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23692
Beds, like children, a lot alike when they are twins.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23693
Most of the young women are frustrated by overly specific advances. Otherwise, it's that I really lack of luck.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23694
The Amoeba practically has not contributed to the development of love - except for the popular saying: "our Amoeba Amoeba are our Amoeba."

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23695
I never drink. Unless someone else pays.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23696
Pay child support amounts to giving oats to a dead horse.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23697
The hell does not contain more fury than a woman scorned.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23698
People don't eat caviar if it was cheap.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23699
Your mind wanders. And later you can find better.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23700
In each batch of people coming to dinner, it is reasonable to think that half hate you as much as the food.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23701
The trouble is that we neglect the football for the benefit of education.

Groucho Marx
(Plume de cheval)


#23702
If I had to start my life over, I would do the same mistakes... but earlier.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23703
Buy a new suit, is already traveling abroad.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23704
Either this man is dead, or time has stopped.

Groucho Marx
(A day at the races)


#23705
Here is not the Ritz. But if it was the Ritz, you would not.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23706
I would never belong to a club that would have me for a member.

Groucho Marx
(The Groucho Letters)


#23707
I would give you well my place, but she's busy.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23708
The best way to fall asleep is to imagine that it's time to get up.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23709
When your young neighbor sounds at home at midnight because she has lost his key, call the locksmith first?

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23710
An article is like a woman down: it's good to keep the thread in mind.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23711
The recipient of a letter always has a huge advantage on the sender. It can read and destroy in less time than it takes to write it.

Groucho Marx
(Sa fille Miriam - 17 Novembre 1941)


#23712
Generally, people who talk you about the good old days exceeded 50.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23713
We paid the referee that he declare you a winner; We paid your opponent to let you win. The rest depends on you.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23714
Let her believe that she can do what she wants... And then I let.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23715
This world would be better for the children if it was the parents who were forced to eat the spinach.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23716
An alliance protects only one finger.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23717
It is better to give his son the name of a living singer than a dead general.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23718
Discretion is my motto. I never say anything. There is nothing written even on my business card.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23719
Frozen is a remarkable invention, but that hardly replace a lovely wife who welcomes you into a voracious embrace.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23720
Being a grandfather get bored at all. What bothers me is being married to a grandmother.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23721
Any man who remarries does not deserve the chance he had lost his first wife.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23722
Do not rely on couples who are held by the hand. If they do not let themselves go, it's because they're afraid to kill each other.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23723
Outside the dog, the book is man's best friend. Inside, it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23724
Military justice is to justice as military music is to music.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23725
Starting from nothing, I got to not much.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23726
There is only one way to know if a man is honest... ask him. If he says Yes it is that it is not.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23727
I'd offer you a parachute... If I was sure that it does not open!

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23728
I got married before a judge. I should have asked a jury.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23729
I never forget a face, but for you, I'll make an exception.

Groucho Marx
(People I have Loved, Known or Admired)


#23730
Nobody is entirely dissatisfied by the failure of a friend.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23731
When I was in Africa, I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How an elephant did put pajamas... I'll never know!

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23732
Politics, is the art of asking for trouble to find them, to dump them and then apply unsuitable bad remedies.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23733
Why should I care about posterity? Did posterity ever done for me?

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23734
I want to be cremated and that 10 percent be paid to my agent, as it is written in my contract.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23735
There are so many more important things in life than money, but it takes so much money to acquire them.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23736
Military intelligence is a contradiction.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23737
Make love to his wife, it's like pulling a sleeping duck.

Groucho Marx
(Mémoires d’un amant lamentable)


#23738
Hollywood: an orange plantation where unemployed actors roam.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23739
There is what we can do in a bed and the rest. The rest is not worth much.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23740
I think that television is very favorable to culture. Whenever someone turn it on at home, I go into the other room and I read.

Groucho Marx
(Halliwell’s Filmgoer’s Companion)


#23741
A man is as young as the woman he loves.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23742
She had a great nose, she held her father, plastic surgeon.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23743
I had a great evening... but it wasn't this one.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23744
Men are like other women.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23745
We judge a man to the invoices it receives.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23746
Watching people walk down the street, we learn to distinguish the men from the women: heads who turn to the windows of the stores are women. There are other means of verification.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23747
The temptation of a beautiful woman can cause your loss - if you're lucky.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


#23748
A game show is the lowest form of animal life.

Groucho Marx
(Source inconnue)


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