Seth Messenger : François Cavanna's quotes

François Cavanna said :

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François Cavanna
(Quotes)
#7136
The basset is the best friend of the paver.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7137
Elsewhere is an infinite sphere whose center is here.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7138
The more I look at men and I like women.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7139
The man descended from the ape. However, the man is made in the image of God. So, God is King Kong.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7140
The only torment that we cannot forget indulging in the drink, is to pee.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7141
The compass is a kind of watch that indicates always noon and a half.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7142
It may well perform painful surgeries without anesthetizing the patient condition to put cotton in your ears.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7143
Man is the only adult animal who head his female.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7144
When we plant an onion under a willow, you do not necessarily get a weeping willow.

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7145
The dog loves passionately fetid odors. If the dog is loyal to man, it is because human stinks.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7146
Man is the only animal who, to breed, begins to sink his tongue into the mouth of his female. All the other animals without exception are the first time what are the appropriate bodies.

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7147
Death is the beginning of life. (Proverb maggot)

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7148
When a centipede wants to kill himself, he simply cross a bridge walking marching.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7149
Being stupid is quite bearable as long as there is enough not to know that we are.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7150
Who likes tickling well.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7151
If birds small infants, with their sharp beaks, they had very badly to the breasts of their moms. That's why they don't nurse. God does what he does.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7152
When he walked on the water, Jesus did round?

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7153
A true man of the world is ever too poor to make a gift to a woman. He can always give her syphilis.

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7154
The pessimist is: 2 2 = 4. The optimist, it's: 2 2 = 5. This universe where we are is a pessimistic world.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7155
There are not fifty ways to make war, there is only one: the dirty.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7156
Americans love oysters. Before eating, they carefully take off the dirty slimy beasts there is inside.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7157
We always say that, when a ship is about to sink in the sea, rats smell danger long before men and run away together. Question: where can they go?

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7158
You should eat to live and live to digest.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7159
The season came, the Caterpillar spins a cocoon around itself and becomes peanut.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7160
Seven French in 10 are unhappy in his marriage. The other three are single.

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7161
The well-bred girl is the only animal that blushes seeing a banana.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7162
Don't put never overnight what you can do for another.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7163
If hitting your neighbor on one cheek, he reaches the other, hit him on the same, that'll teach him to be clever.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7164
When we peel onions, there at the same time thinking about someone you like and who is dead, otherwise they're lost tears.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7165
There are no helpless men. There are only lazy women.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7166
A man who died by drowning again in a Flash all his past life, while he'd better swim.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7167
Science is a game in which the rule of the game is to find what is the rule of the game.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7168
The cow is not the female of the beef. The cow is the female of the Bull. The female of the beef, it's the plow.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7169
When you look carefully at a pig of India, there is: first is not a pig, second is not India, and that final single the of is authentic.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7170
Which is wrong of God blasphemy and loses his soul.

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7171
More there is that we're not like everyone else, more we want to be like everyone else.

François Cavanna
(Coups de sang)


#7172
As said by St. Jerome, import the paths by which it comes to the truth, provided that we give to the quete.r

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7173
Do not do to others what you would do to his wife.

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7174
Give me a one-way ticket to Lourdes, said the legless man. I will return on foot.

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7175
The audience is the other.

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7176
A commander-in-Chief must live to answer for his actions before history.

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7177
Boredom with honors, is that it happens at the same time as the first varicose vein...

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7178
Impotence is created 99% of the cases by a stuck zipper.

François Cavanna
(L’Almanach-agenda)


#7179
If military Administration was doing its work properly, there are no unknown soldier.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7180
Pay less tax! Remove a zero.

François Cavanna
(L’Almanach-agenda)


#7181
It is better to walk on a turtle up on a roller skate asleep.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7182
If the equator, the tropics and the borders were not the imaginary lines, we constantly take the feet in them, we fall and very hurt.

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7183
When we forgot to buy sugar, one can perfectly sweeten his coffee with a beet, but it takes longer.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7184
Who has eaten nails to torch tongs.

François Cavanna
(Qui)


#7185
Some have large appetite: If we give them to breastfeed, they drink milk then devour the breast.

François Cavanna
(La Hache et la croix)


#7186
Isn't everyone the heretic on the other?

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7187
Recklessness is a sin, as well as looking too ostentatious martyrdom.

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7188
It is so long test coming to its end.

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7189
The winner ignores the irony, ridiculous weapon of the vanquished.

François Cavanna
(La Hache et la croix)


#7190
The loot proclaims victory.

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7191
When the band Chief assumes the title of King, the rapine and the bad shots are flattering named trophies and victories.

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7192
The old Fox is triply Fox.

François Cavanna
(La hache et la croix)


#7193
The idiots always win. They are too.

François Cavanna
(Coups de sang)


#7194
The gift, it's like the caress: it must renew it, we do not get tired.

François Cavanna
(Coups de sang)


#7195
Animals have a right to be indifferent. I'm an animal with something more, something that changes everything, which take away from me the right to indifference: I know.

François Cavanna
(Coup de sang)


#7196
The ritual to the mystique, the line is blurred. Dental hygiene is a religion, a religion of salvation which the toothbrush is the Messiah.

François Cavanna
(Coup de sang)


#7197
Our civilization: a pretty girl, dolled and makeup, sitting on a heap of trouble.

François Cavanna
(Coups de sang)


#7198
The reason is like the rest, if you're not using, it's rust.

François Cavanna
(Coups de sang)


#7199
If the lie did not exist, there is no need to avert by saying the "I swear".

François Cavanna
(Le hun blond)


#7200
Everything is still possible in terms of alliances.

François Cavanna
(Le Hun blond)


#7201
We can both learn and enjoy its acquisitions.

François Cavanna
(Le hun blond)


#7202
Who does not believe in hell don't go to hell.

François Cavanna
(Le hun blond)


#7203
There is no shield against the lie. The fear of the gods nor damnation prevented never lying or perjury.

François Cavanna
(Le hun blond)


#7204
The weapons are a force that if we remain United.

François Cavanna
(Le Hun blond)


#7205
I couldn't stand the idea of these forests razed to the ground to feed this fantastic waste of printed material, including a small fraction will be read, which yet more tiny part is worth to be read.

François Cavanna
(Bête et méchant)


#7206
If your right hand has committed a bad deed, prints.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7207
When in a cage we put a hungry lion, a hungry man, and a chop, it's never the chop who wins.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7208
When Eve wanted a second child, Adam was very embarrassed because he didn't know what was the gesture, among all those he had made, which had led to generate the first baby.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7209
If God were oviparous, replace the crucifix by the egg cups.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7210
Two out of three french keep their basque beret for lovemaking. The third is used as a preservative.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7211
Crime is always youthful. Like acne. Young people scratch their acne and delinquent to everything going.

François Cavanna
(Je l'ai pas lu, je l'ai pas vu, mais j'en ai entendu causer)


#7212
In the inside of our bodies live permanently of billions of microbes. Yet, when we look at them in the microcospe, they all pretended not to recognize us.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7213
Who doesn't have a background of panties must always face.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7214
It is false that the frigid women live longer than others. Simply, the time seems longer.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7215
Also great as either a hole, there always something around.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7216
Men are born equal in rights. Then, they drink.

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7217
I realized that, if a job well done is source of powerful joys, savored in gourmet laziness is no less.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7218
When you ask a chameleon on fabric Scottish, it makes you finger.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7219
The masons of the middle ages knew that God does not exist, but they hoped to force him build cathedrals, it would eventually exist.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7220
In the beginning, God knew not that he was God, because he was all alone. To know that we are God, it takes two: one who is God, and the other who tells him: "My God".

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7221
If God is God, if he's this infinitely good being, if it is this supreme intelligence, then he cannot blame us for not believing in him. That's why I'm serene in my unbelief.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7222
We run after happiness, and we forget to be happy.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7223
Man is the only animal who takes on his sleep time to breed.

François Cavanna
(Je l'ai pas lu, je l'ai pas vu, mais j'en ai entendu causer)


#7224
Where we warm the heart, there is the homeland.

François Cavanna
(Je l'ai pas lu, je l'ai pas vu, mais j'en ai entendu causer)


#7225
The road is a conveyor belt which is painted in black starts running as soon as we support on the starter of the car.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7226
If God does not appear to atheists, it's because he's afraid that they convert to atheism.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7227
When we cut the head of an intellectual, he died.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7228
Freedom is what allows the length of the string.

François Cavanna
(4 rue Choron)


#7229
Article I: the conscientious objector is one man like any other. Article II: should still not exaggerate.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7230
He who has never sinned asks his neighbour to tell him.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7231
The farmer who will be able to cross a Turkey with a kangaroo will have created the first poultry can be stuff from the outside.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7232
When man invented the saddle, he realized that the biggest left to do: catch the horse.

François Cavanna
(Le Saviez-vous ?)


#7233
He must despise money, especially the small currency.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7234
The beads found in oysters during the months without an R are fake.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7235
Happy believers, but I prefer my anguish and his eyes wide open.

François Cavanna
(Lettre ouverte aux culs-bénits)


#7236
Explain a cultural allusion, it's like pissing on a glow-worm: it turned it off.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7237
The only creatures that mate facing each are human and the sandwich to the dough.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7238
The Caterpillar becomes a butterfly, the pig is sausage, it's a great law of nature.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7239
My dog is an atheist: he no longer believes in me.

François Cavanna
(L’almanach-agenda)


#7240
If Jesus lived today, he should ride at Calvary with his guillotine on his back.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7241
Successful suicide is the only mortal sin which could not confess.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7242
Even the most dumb have their day of glory: their birthday.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7243
Only the American has the right to be stupid. It is the privilege of the Lord.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7244
Europe gets closer to a centimetre a century America. Yet the price of the crossing remains the same.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7245
Adam was not only the first man. It was the first Cuckold.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7246
The Chameleon has the Chameleon color when placed on an another Chameleon.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7247
Cats see clear overnight, but it's useless to them. Cats also see clear.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7248
It does not have to be a jerk. Be proud of it.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7249
The bat is not a bird but she doesn't and she continues to fly and lay eggs.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7250
When we burn the candle at both ends, we did hold by the neighbor.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7251
When spring came, the female of the cuckoo, rather than build a nest, goes lay its eggs in the clocks.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7252
More you're stupid, the more afraid to look stupid.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7253
When talking about the Wolf between stutterers you never see the tail.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7254
The man is dust and air. The wife is vacuuming.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7255
When the swallows fly low, the mice will play because they were wrong in saying.

François Cavanna
(Source inconnue)


#7256
The elephant is the only mammal that can masturbate while keeping your hands free.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


#7257
Who laughs on Friday, it's always a bonus. Who's crying Friday, Sunday won't know what to do.

François Cavanna
(Humour secret)


#7258
When the Tower of Pisa lean to the right, it's that it's going to rain. When it leans to the left, is that you get at the other end of the street.

François Cavanna
(Le saviez-vous ?)


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It was then 16:37:48 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
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