Seth Messenger : Bruno Masure's quotes

Bruno Masure said :

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Bruno Masure
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#23782
When you can taste everything, there is more taste to nothing!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23783
Called gladly moved hands which are well-placed games!

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23784
I am a strong advocate of the right to laziness. For me, the reason for the bed is always the best!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23785
Well known, called the helicopter method: stir a lot of wind to rise.

Bruno Masure
(A pleins tubes !)


#23786
It has more rich in the Kingdom of the heavens and of butter in those spongy things named sandwiches sold at stations.

Bruno Masure
(A pleins tubes !)


#23787
Facing the famous white writer, some authors have clearly fallen into the void!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23788
Why does happen even at the hairless to be in a bad mood?

Bruno Masure
(Comment se fait-ce ?)


#23789
Some religious make vow of chastity, poverty and obedience: they take the oath of Hypocrite.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23790
The upped theorem: all protected management plunged into a company is flared from bottom to top at least equal to the volume of incompetence moved.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23791
Why we make a toast before being drunk?

Bruno Masure
(Comment se fait-ce ?)


#23792
Why has the film by Joseph Mankiewicz, Cleopatra, never received Caesar?

Bruno Masure
(Comment se fait-ce ?)


#23793
Why do we nothing to the protection of the beaten?

Bruno Masure
(Comment se fait-ce ?)


#23794
Why we never loses the South?

Bruno Masure
(Comment se fait-ce ?)


#23795
I am not prepared to give up the Ghost: what is taken is taken.

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23796
To please his superiors, an upstart is the turnout. A social climber, she out...

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23797
Flattery is like parking, a practice more and more pay.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23798
Manual workers are laid off in fingers.

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23799
It's never wrong to say well. But sometimes it feels so good to speak ill!

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23800
Hair salons are the only places where one headphones to listen to someone who Jive you!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23801
The vademecum of good technocrat: thesis, antithesis, fouthese.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23802
Dreams have the undeniable advantage to be cuddled without risking taking a hand in the face!

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23803
Dictators still require to be received with the horrors due to their blood.

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23804
Some women, alas, never have! Others, fortunately, if: a spacious kitchen or a comfortable retirement.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23805
We always talk about conventional wisdom. But who then distributes them?

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23806
In the pub, all is false, except for the fees.

Bruno Masure
(A pleins tubes !)


#23807
The writers at the sour mood generally use a pen to bile.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23808
After having made a big mistake, the cat climbs in the tree. And the official, in the hierarchy.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23809
Public men promise the moon. Public girls make it pay cash!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23810
For man, the frigid woman is the image of a too cool pool: it takes time to enter. To come out soon!

Bruno Masure
(Le Dictionnaire analphabétique)


#23811
Being part of a jury means be passive and watch the s e l e c tion of someone else. It's like a menu, we do not choose the dishes.

Bruno Masure
(Cannes - Mai 2000)


#23812
Some novels are regarded as masterpieces: they are yet composed of twenty-six letters in the wrong order!

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23813
Partisan at all to the ego, the megalomaniac has often purposes me hard!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23814
On TV, when commentators are tired, they let the image. She, at least, does no syntax errors.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23815
What bothers me, is to be put in alcohol-free beer... Especially in case of sudden death!

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23816
Why don't the agoraphobes meeting ever in Congress?

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23817
No one is more philanthropic than pickpockets. They are always willing to put the hand in the Pocket!

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23818
Like leeches, journalists live from that of the other...

Bruno Masure
(A pleins tubes !)


#23819
The principle of scarcity works conversely eroticism: more tail gets longer, less the housewife is happy.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


#23820
The astronauts? Proud men of their orbit.

Bruno Masure
(Le petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23821
The culture is what remains when the TV news is over!

Bruno Masure
(A pleins tubes !)


#23822
A dictatorial regime is very easy to recognize: the army of the people practicing marksmanship... on the people.

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23823
People who are constipated air are often the most boring!

Bruno Masure
(Le Petit livre de Bruno Masure)


#23824
Jesus? Out of supper forces the admiration of all.

Bruno Masure
(Le petit Livre de Bruno Masure)


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The content of this page was last u p d a t ed on Saturday January 7, 2023.
It was then 18:15:04 (Paris time, France, planet Earth - Known Universe).
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